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hakuna matata. SKOL 💜💛

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Who’s ready for my tour

[Joe Santagato @JoeSantagato]

What a fucking joke this has all become

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I guess my retirement plan should’ve been storming the Capitol on January 6th and waiting to get compensated.

[Covie @covie_93]

No money for pediatric cancer research but there's $1.7 billion for people who beat cops and smeared feces on the walls of the US Capitol.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Album tonight holy shitee

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

If Obama threatened war crimes and praised Allah on Easter Sunday, we’d never hear the end of it.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 Official count confirmed:

More than 8 million people participated in No Kings Day today.

One of the largest single-day demonstrations in American history.

3,000 cities. Every state. Every coast.

Philadelphia. Atlanta. Dallas. St. Paul. DC. San Francisco. San Diego. New York. London. Tel Aviv. Scotland.
And counting.

To put 8 million in context:

The Women’s March in 2017 — the previous record — drew an estimated 3-5 million.

Today more than doubled it.
8 million Americans didn’t just protest today.

They sent a message that cannot be ignored, cannot be dismissed, and cannot be spun.

The founders settled the kings question in 1776.

8 million Americans settled it again today.

[matrixbot @thematrixb0t]

Trumps just been shot but here’s the Secret Service guiding photographers around ignoring danger to get the famous photo while the crane operator lowers the flag into position ignoring the danger.

Staged event.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Where are the “I voted for this” people

[BMORE Reeta @theNFLchick]

People really voted for a fucking idiot

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

It blows my mind that not every American thinks Trump is a disgusting scumbag of a human.

It literally blows my mind.

The man is rot. Pure evil rot.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

REMINDER: “your energy bill within 12 months will be cut in half. I’ll have your energy bill down within 12 months, throughout the country."

It's been 13 months.
Electricity is UP over 11%.

Promise everything.
Deliver NOTHING.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

We impeached a president for having consensual sex with a woman. But won’t impeach the president for having non-consensual sex with children. Multiple children. WTH is wrong with this country?!

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

‘Til the day I die, I will never understand how this wasn’t the end of it, right from the very beginning.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

The President of the US raped children.
The President of the US raped children.
The President of the US raped children.
The President of the US raped children.
The President of the US raped children.
The President of the US raped children.

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING: County singer Shaboozey dedicated his Grammy award to immigrants during his acceptance speech:

Shaboozey: “Immigrants built this country, literally. Actually. So this is for them. For all children of immigrants, and for those who came to this country in search of a better opportunity, to be part of a nation that promised freedom for all and equal opportunity for everyone.”

[Theo Baker @tab_delete]

Reminder that this guy showed up to a protest and *actually shot* three people only to be celebrated by Donald Trump.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.