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It's just not worth posting on here anymore.
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Open on Easter, because we're doing the lords work ๐
But closed in the mornings, because this wine and bread isn't going to pass itself ๐ท
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Waking up to realise that we're a quarter of the way through the year... Didn't we literally just finish Christmas? This must be an April Fools ๐ญ
Well, 2026 is waiting for no one, which means Portishead Carnival is just around the corner ๐ก
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Genuine 2 metre Apple charging cables (USB-A to Lightning and USB-C to C) โ back in stock.
Long enough to reach the cool side of your bed.
Guaranteed quality. Guaranteed to mysteriously disappear.
Seems like a nice idea, doesn't it?
A lot of bathroom accidents showing up on my desk this week ร la water damaged phones and iPads.
If you're going to bring technology into the bathroom, just remember:
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Humans took 2 trillion photos in 2025.
20 million videos get uploaded to YouTube every day.
History, culture, modern life as we know it - recorded, stored and shared via billions of digital pixels โ all built and dependent upon a few tiny hidden components doing their job.
All I want for Christmas is yooooou lot to stop breaking your phones for a moment so I can have a day off!
But no. Sorry Jesus, we'll have to catch up at your 2026th!
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Make Bleak Friday a little less bleak with a proper lush deal.
This FRIDAY & SATURDAY, we are offering TechWraps - that's premium quality, professionally fitted SCREEN GUARDS for any phone - for FREE!
Choose from four fantastic flavours: https://t.co/TXkwarRxZB
Is there anything better than unboxing a fresh batch of iPad cases?๐
Yes, actually. Lots of things.
But you've got to clutch on to all the positivity you can on a dark, dreary Wednesday morning.
Make sure your tablets attire matches...
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Rewind to circa 2010 โช
Itโs Monday evening, 8pm. Channel 5. The Gadget Show ๐บ
I watched it religiously. This was the programme that got me into tech. I even made the trip to their live show and exhibition at the NEC in Bham one year ๐ช
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Remember the days of being anxiously stuck in a fluorescently lit waiting room with nothing but a ticking clock to occupy your mind and calm your nerves?
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Proud sponsors of Portishead Town FC ๐
Yes, it's a bit of advertising for us, and a bit of financial support for the club. That's great.
But there's really no better feeling than seeing our very own little brand holding its own on... https://t.co/IxuLGC3w5c
It's September already but we out here in October with iPhone 17 cases already in stock๐ฅ
The iPhone 17, 17 Pro, 17 Pro Max, and mystery 17 Air are set to drop later this month ๐
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Console Repair: Platinum Trophy Unlocked ๐
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Bank Holiday Monday: Open 1pm - 5pm โ๏ธ
The grind never stops for an insecure, overworked hermit with a huge rent bill ๐ธ
Wishing festival-goers clear skies, cold drinks, thumping bass, sanitary loos, profound 3am chats with strangers, and smashed phone screens ๐บ
What is a Burner Phone? ๐ฅ๐ฑ
A "burner" is a cheap, disposable phone. No contract. No ID. Typically bought with cash. It's used for a short time, then ditched - or โburnedโ โ before it can be traced by law enforcement.
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Immaculate vibes at the summer show this morning โจ
The only place where you can grab a screen protector, Venus flytrap, hand-carved wooden dinnerware set, jar of spiced plum chutney, tequila sunrise, and a designer fire pit in one swoop!
Spot the Cheddar Strawberries ๐
Can't wait to see y'all at the Summer Show this Saturday and Sunday! ๐๐ท๐๐น๐๐จ๐
Get discounted tickets and more info here: https://t.co/WrSqubd828 ๐
1. Re-housing a mangled Nintendo Switch ๐ฎ
2. Re-stocking the Samsung Galaxy S Series ๐ฑ
3. Re-interpreting Augustus Gloop's downfall through truffles rather than rivers ๐ซ