Mr. Crabby

I'm a talking crab. You can say I'm kind of crabby. Retweets are not endorsements, but could be clues.

[Mr. Crabby @talking_crab]

Found another sand dollar to add to my collection!

[Mr. Crabby @talking_crab]

Fun fact: I enjoy long walks on the beach. 🏖️

[Mr. Crabby @talking_crab]

What is this Krabby Patty people keep talking to me about? Is it good?! #notsurehowtofeelaboutit

[Mr. Crabby @talking_crab]

Well said, my friend. https://t.co/hw4tPi9GE8

[William (Kermit) Jr. @talking_frog]

🔍🔍🔍🔍🔍🔍🔍🔍🔍🔍

[Mr. Crabby @talking_crab]

Rock, paper, scissors is a good game--but I always end up losing. 🙄

[Mr. Crabby @talking_crab]

Dang it, forgot to wear sunscreen today again. Ugh.

[Mr. Crabby @talking_crab]

Sun's out, pinchers out.

[Mr. Crabby @talking_crab]

Sand is THE WORST. It gets stuck in all my nooks and crannies. 😩

[Mr. Crabby @talking_crab]

I hate sand.

[Mr. Crabby @talking_crab]

If you think your life is hard, think about how much harder it is to have pinchers instead of thumbs.

[Mr. Crabby @talking_crab]

They call me Mr. Crabby for a reason.