I said to my friend i think the wife is havin an affair...
He said, "What makes you think that...?
I said well, "We've just moved from Scotland to London and we've got the same window cleaner".
My family is organising a joint Burns Night and Chinese New Year do and calling it a Chinese Burns night.... I didn't want to go but they've twisted my arm.
@VeoliaUK Big thanks to Florence : )) at Veolia customer care, after months of waiting for one brown garden waste bin she quickly resolved all our issues and sent a bin. Unfortunately, so keen to put right the our issues our local Veolia have now delivered a second brown bin : ((