Steve Finn Ward

Comedic Raconteur. Musician. Vice Captain - Comedians Golfing Society. Brilliant anecdotes. Entertaining host. Avid golfer.

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Finny says - So proud to be elected Captain Jester - Comedians Golfing Society - Watching You - Watching Me. https://t.co/7ptCENOW1B

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@haileywingit I have a go on them beauties

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Just driven past a field and saw a scarecrow playing with himself...
i thought he's clutching at straws.

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I sleep better in the nude....So why can't flight attendants understand this?

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@benonwine @jamesspeight1 👍

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@softtail65 Can’t buy a thrill

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

The most wholesome thing you’ll see today 🥹

[Vintagebobt @bobstackle]

I went with a blind prostitute last night. She said, "you've got the biggest penis I've ever had hold of"...
I said, "You're pulling my leg"..

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Superb day supporting Care after Combat with Jim Davidson today @JimDOfficial Great golf, followed by a masterclass in comedy. Brilliant JD

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I said to my friend i think the wife is havin an affair...
He said, "What makes you think that...?
I said well, "We've just moved from Scotland to London and we've got the same window cleaner".

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My family is organising a joint Burns Night and Chinese New Year do and calling it a Chinese Burns night.... I didn't want to go but they've twisted my arm.

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@BorisJohnson : Discuss establishing an independent pricing watchdog for Fuel Retailers - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/fHYkFramvz via @UKChange

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@BorisJohnson : Discuss establishing an independent pricing watchdog for Fuel Retailers - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/ik9xS8p0WB via @UKChange

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Beware of the new scam on Ebay. I bought my wife some stunning jewellery and when it arrived it was a set of golf clubs...

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Stephen says… To the guy that invented zero… Thanks for nothing….

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Stephen says.. If everything seems to be going right, you have obviously overlooked something.

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Florence at @VeoliaUK Thank you!...

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@VeoliaUK Your the tops Florence thank you, your local team picked up the bin today Friday :)) have a fab weekend...

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@VeoliaUK Big thanks to Florence : )) at Veolia customer care, after months of waiting for one brown garden waste bin she quickly resolved all our issues and sent a bin. Unfortunately, so keen to put right the our issues our local Veolia have now delivered a second brown bin : ((

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The wife and I decided we don’t want to have children.... So we will be telling them at dinner this evening.