jonathan brown

🪘 percussionist 🎮 gamer ♥️ lover 🔮 misfortune teller

[jonathan brown @talkingcongas]

so much of life is [indistinct chattering].

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You’re so much prettier when you smile.

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@so_bewitching @Zorbrix I’ve no doubt your skills are needed elsewhere and wish you the best. 🥺

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As tonight’s Dark Winds episode intro illustrates, only a psychopath would start a metronome while listening to Beethoven.

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@LilyYily did you quit Insta? 😟

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@Pappylicious Another embarrassing defeat for the FTC’s attempted crackdown on big tech.

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how do you access the real money auction house?

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oh fuck me rihanna’s preggers

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If you've never seen someone attempt to use music theory to explain how syncopation leaves you vulnerable to demonic possession, you're in for a real treat:

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I’ve seen so many great opening credits sequences, but White Lotus just wins it.

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@micahwhipple @TerranGregory Ok. If you’re looking for any Christmas gifts for me, I need a new computer that’s also a PS5.

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A vote for Herschel Walker is a vote for watering crops with Gatorade.

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@micahwhipple @TerranGregory Now you’re making me wanna play again too. I didn’t even play Legion. I’d kinda hate to skip three expansions of content.

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Watching White Lotus hours before going on vacation is a hell of a thing.

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it’s a simple ye or no question

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@micahwhipple I felt the same way when I saw that.

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@frauleinherr What did it for me was Galadriel whispering sweet nothings into her horse’s ear for the nitrous boost.

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Every week Rings of Power stealing House of the Dragon’s lunch money.

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@frauleinherr Time is passing so quickly that there’s very few characters developed enough to care about. Guaranteed not a single viewer gives a fuck about those fire deaths.

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@micahwhipple Ok I stuck with that one and had some hearty laughs.

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@lights I’m so glad you’re not afraid to keep it real, rather than being all Disney with your life and your artistic expression. You do you. Clearly the masses love that. ❤️