Felix

I'm a little boy (born March 2007). I say lots of interesting things, and my Mum and Dad type them in here exactly as I say them.

[Felix @talkingfelix]

Hey Dad, I can pump my pants up really big!

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Are you all naïve to the dangers of squash?!

[Felix @talkingfelix]

Your puny arguments are drowned out by the cool logic of my theory.

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My spleen feels like disinfectant. Just saying.

[Felix @talkingfelix]

Is a piece of toast more accurate than a computer?

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I don't like school. It's too easy.

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I'm almost always thirsty and I'm always hungry. That's the rule of me.

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I don't actually concentrate at school. I just pretend I'm from another planet.

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I feel fake. I feel like I'm a fake person, like a puppet. I feel like I'm just in a story. I feel weird.

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My life is annoying!

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I just love chocolate. I don't think I'll ever have enough.

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I understand everything. Except myself.

[Felix @talkingfelix]

I love you more than peanut butter on toast! But I don't mean the food kind of love. I mean the other kind.

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My socks are sweating!

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My favourite colour isn't really green. My favourite colour is actually purple. I've been keeping it a secret.

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My friends don't like me just because I'm friendly, they like me because I'm good at maths.

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It feels like antibodies are fighting in my toes.

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Kids just watch things anxiously when they fall over. But adults know what to do: pick them up!

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I do work, but I never get any money.

[Felix @talkingfelix]

Bye bye. I'm just going off to another world.