Baja FingerBlast

🧃any pronouns🧃 * I laugh at my own jokes constantly

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Coochie built ford tough psyche built like a volkswagen beetle

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So sorry to everyone who was at the @suecothechild concert tonight in Philly. My pants were evil. Like normal pants but they were cursed by an evil pants wizard and he made them evil. I know it probably really brought down the vibes and I wanted to apologize to everyone.

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Y'all check your @coolshirtz orders closely when you get them I found this little shitter laying on my floor I almost totally missed it.

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can we really be surprised about this kind of behavior from someone who calls themselves vriskas #1 defender? #kwite

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Literally why do people keep posting pictures of their scraggly ass unbrushed dogs like it's cute or something. They'd look cuter if you brushed them jsyk

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I have to shit so bad it hurts and the cleaning ppl are still in the shop so I'm just waiting in the parking lot for them to leave ;-;

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Carcinization or saponification pick one u either become crab or become soap

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If anyone wants to buy me a canvas print of floating figures #4 by unworn for Christmas I'll sin in your name

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i used to look so cute in hats now i look like fuckin sueco

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I want someone to rip my spine out of my ass and crack it like a wip

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My mom whining about no one helping her with the chores around the house is very monkey paw wishing behavior, like I'll help u Kelly but just know that my definition of clean includes getting rid of ur hoarding problem :)

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I've just been building a d&d campaign in my head all day at work and I don't even have any players lmao

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Almost recouped the money I had to drop on the down payment for my truck and I just know I'll immediately drop it all again on something stupid

[loans 🇵🇸 @itsliana_iguess]

i don’t write to tell important stories, i write to make sad gay people kiss

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At what point, pray tell, do I go to the hospital for this chest pain and these heart palpitations

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Me tho

[kViN 🌈🕒 @Yuyucow]

Shingo Yamashita brought out Chainsaw Man's spirit with his opening. The barrage of references to memorable shots from all types of films doesn't just sum up Tatsuki Fujimoto's love of cinema & influences, but also matches his constant non-sequitur turns with an eclectic sequence

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My work key is on my fob for my truck that is... In selinsgrove... And I am in... Mechanicsburg....

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No one told me chainsaw man was going to be a heartfelt tale about a boy and his dog what the fuck

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Come to my house and break my knees with a hammer and I'll pay you (I'm very tired and my head fucking hurts)