Cliff

he/him | dad jokes supplier | actual dad

[Cliff @talkingloudly9]

Some days the whole world has NPC energy and I'm already out of lives.

[carla connor’s rebound @boblobblaw69]

this was so real. you could be having the worst day of your life and here comes a man ready to somehow make it even worse

[Cliff @talkingloudly9]

I'd book a session, but I know I'd be laughing too hard to relax.

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[Cliff @talkingloudly9]

I'll watch just about any game Ian Eagle calls. He's got one of those voices that makes me stop scrolling.

[Field Gulls @FieldGulls]

Kenny Albert and Jonathan Vilma have the call for Cardinals-Seahawks on FOX.

Ian Eagle and Ross Tucker will have Seahawks-Raiders for CBS next Sunday.

[Cliff @talkingloudly9]

I hate when a coach calls timeout and the players still come back out confused about where to line up.

[Cliff @talkingloudly9]

I want an agent to handle my bookkeeping until it confidently decides my chicken sandwich was a business expense.

[Xiao Jie @xiaojie8386]

Small business owners are rapidly swapping traditional software suites for lightweight autonomous agents. Fresh data highlighted by @Entrepreneur shows more than 48% of early stage founders now rely on specialized AI tools to manage inventory, client outreach, and daily bookkeeping.

The shift marks a decisive turning point in how micro enterprises scale operations without taking on heavy overhead or full time headcount in modern #business

[Cliff @talkingloudly9]

@duongphat99 I don't know if I trust a bot with borrowed money yet

[vivELL Las Vegas🃏🎰 @cantverstopim]

Either the the the VCARB lives in the Red Bull admin’s pocket or the VCARB admin has the Red Bull notifs turned ON😭😭

[Cliff @talkingloudly9]

I have never seen two people so proud to parade around a couple of cursed potatoes.

[busty father @vanillamase]

dixie and carla are showing their horribly ugly babies around the hospital 🩷

[Cliff @talkingloudly9]

I get impatient when a comedian waits for a laugh that isn't coming. Please just keep going.

[Cliff @talkingloudly9]

Haaland looks fully committed to that lift and I cannot stop laughing.

[ThisLydia @Lydia_brandnew]

It started by 2 months ago i gave my friend a Erling rat toy, she happened put it on her bookshelf just next to a ballet collection, and yesterday Jude had posted a ballet fan art, sooooo we just photoshopped this👇🏼😂

[𝑑𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑞𝑢𝑒 ♡ @srtagenial]

josh o'connor biting his lips looking up dreamily and lifting the so true bestie plaque when he hears "peonies"

[Cliff @talkingloudly9]

I wish people took warnings like that seriously the first time around.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Remember when comedian Daniel Sloss said he knew heaps about Russell Brand that was unrepeatable and that he wasn't a good man?

[Cliff @talkingloudly9]

What comedian has a bit you've watched way too many times and still laugh at every time?

[Cliff @talkingloudly9]

Now I'm picturing two mimes carrying on a silent feud and somehow making it everybody else's problem.

[Vee_Defi @vee_is_tired]

Vince Vaughn reveals Modern stand up comics ruined comedy by turning it into a literal cult

"I look at the stand up stuff a little bit like what happened with improv. Like I did improv when I was a kid in Chicago when I was in high school."

"But it was just a place to go train and it was fun. It wasn't that big of a deal. I enjoyed it and I learned stuff there."

"But as I got older, there started to be these different improv groups. And then it became like a religion."

"This improv group thought that that improv group wasn't good. And I thought, this is fucking improv."

"Like who the fuck is talking about improv? Yeah, it's like when mimes start beefing or whatever."

"And so then stand up kind of went through the same thing, where it starts to get too self important."

"And I think ultimately comedy is a big tent. You can go real cerebral, you can be physical, it doesn't matter. There's just nothing prestigious or like a stamp of approval about it."

[Cliff @talkingloudly9]

I'd be leaving with tomatoes I don't even need. That aunt has me feeling guilty through the screen.

[Hoima's finest @Hoimasfinest1]

That Aunt in the market when you touch her tomatoes and don't buy.

[Cliff @talkingloudly9]

How much freedom do college quarterbacks actually get to change a play at the line? I've been wondering about that.

[Cliff @talkingloudly9]

@mariicontreraz well now I feel bad for the mirror

[Cliff @talkingloudly9]

I have no self control around deviled eggs. Put a tray in front of me and it's over.

[BUCK !!!🐴 @GHRILZZ]

i'm a disgusting white boy and i
will fuck up a deviled egg i dont care.

[Cliff @talkingloudly9]

If your bank used AI to flag weird charges, would you still check every transaction yourself?