Eric Schmidt

Actor. Comedian. Voice Actor. SAG-Eligible
I’m also on the Upper West Side Community Board

[Eric Schmidt @TalkingSchmidt]

You guys would not believe the roller coaster of emotions I’ve been through

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Dude is clearly unfamiliar with modern dildos

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

You liberal retards are laughing right now

But wait until next year kicks off with a civil war and y’all gun haters have to defend your house with a spatula and a dildo

We'll see who's laughing then

I'm just sayin...

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@AGJamesUthmeier

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@RonDeSantis

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Bunch of racist in Tishomingo County

[VoteHub @VoteHub]

Mississippi U.S. Senate: 1 new vote from Tishomingo County

🔴 Hyde-Smith: +1 (100%)
🔵 Colom: +0 (0%)

Colom's statewide lead narrows to 2,535 votes.

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Oh that’s why they suck

[Empowering Main St. Before Wall St. @EmpowerMainSt]

Flying by pricey military jet, Rubio rarely misses a #Florida football game to see his son play as a walk-on running back for the Gators.
https://t.co/JooqJYqHuc

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@RNCResearch Thank you for posting yet another flattering clip of Mamdani

[Exit Row For The Tall @ExitRow4TheTall]

Now we’re talking

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@JBKSchlossberg You picked a weird time to become a Republican

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Sure, whatever, just head towards the light big dawg

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Trump: I don't want to go to hell. I hope I go to heaven.

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@AocFor2028 I’ve been saying this

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@libsoftiktok

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@Joethecreator99 Those first two are fake. I mean, the first one is hilarious. And the second one, you may recall Jeffrey Epstein had legs.

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@NewsWire_US

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@gmoult Mmmmm pierogi pockets

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@PeteHegseth @StephenM @WhiteHouse Roofie dealers love to see these guys coming

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@WhiteHouse So just doubling down on what lost you the midterms

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@NewsWire_US Just doubling down on what lost the midterms

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@JoelWBerry This is such a stupid take, I assumed it was satire

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It’s a sad day for stupid idiots

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Tesla will wind down Cybertruck production around mid-2027, CEO Elon Musk says, after years of persistently weak sales for a futuristic model once touted as a rival to legacy pickup trucks. https://t.co/8NC8pDGsKs

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@WhiteHouse Your tweets are increasingly pathetic