TalkTickTock

Colorado's 1st Anticafé. Find here all the thoughts we have at TickTock Pueblo that are less marketable and more, well, weird.

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@bhenergy What gives? Your website glitched, put a pending charge on our card for the payment amount, won't release it so our funds are free to actually MAKE the payment, and your customer service rep's response was essentially this-

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@wtylersandberg Listen, all you need to win any election ever is an ad showing you riding a dinosaur while it crushes your opponent and their hoard of chocolate mini eggs that they were KEEPING FOR THEMSELVES?!? gaaaasp.

Solid. Gold.

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I'm annoyed that this quote is on a pic of Salma Hayek talking to Chris Rock, bc she was talking to Jason Lee. I had a finely crafted point I wanted to make with it and now I can't bc it's like the only pic with this quote on it. And I'm jk, but not, bc this is how we talk now!

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If you're not following us on FB or insta- a) rude, and 2) The Space Lady is performing at 6:45 tonight. We're free from 5-8pm bc Art Walk. 315 N Santa Fe, gonna be wicked!

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Tonight's dinner brought to you by the Google search "how to open a can without a can opener".

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The alert system definitely works. Someone driving past the shop almost crashed their car because of the INCREDIBLY SUDDEN AND LOUD NOISE. Our door was closed and I could hear their phone. #success

[Farrah Khan @farrahsafiakhan]

Today would be a good day to check in with people around you, you never know who has been affected by sexual violence.

Survivors you choose how you want to engage in this conversation, take breaks, shut it off, breath deeply, get support and be compassionate with yourself.

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Today is 'Ask A Stupid Question Day', aka my life. I love stupid questions, bc a) somebody else is grateful you asked what they were scared to, and 2) how else you gonna learn, huh?

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@LukeRunyon I vote for Fluxx. Seems simple, but the rules are constantly changing. And sometimes there are zombies.

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@CPRMarkus Wowzers. Don't you know you have to like things you don't like???

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We don't know what dinosaurs sounded like. Imagine a velociraptor that moos.

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People. Cheese curds in beef stew. You don't even know.

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It doesn't really come through on the radio, but @bobbybones is just a giant, adorable puppy, isn't he? Love that enthusiasm!

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@nytimes When the ballots come out in Colorado, I am going to badger my staff every single day to fill them out and drop them off. There may be poking involved. And sure, why not, they can fill them out during work hours if they wanna.

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@mattsebastian @denverpost We aspire to inspire that exact mix of pettiness and animosity in someone. Well done!

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We so appreciate you guys!

[Doc Hall @DocHallPhD]

Those four people who always like your posts no matter what.

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Have you signed up for @taponpueblo yet? You get great deals texted to your phone (and they don't send you a million spammy ones either, just one a week). One of the great deals is OURS! A whole HOUR FREE??? That's how we do, fam.

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hey kids, it’s great day to stop by and work on the homework you procrastinated all weekend!

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Come in and vote, people!

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@JoeyP_News Welp. That's terrific. Who needs to ever sleep again, anyway?