Tall Mark

come for the smoke. stay for the fire. DUES VULT. #BrentBrennanIN

[Tall Mark @tallBooze]

People who can do the flip of the food in the frying pan. Do y’all just do that all day everyday?

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

Sickening to see this money spent on sorority rush coaches when it could be going to NIL.

[Tall Mark @tallBooze]

Send to the boys and say “us”

[CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil @CBSEveningNews]

A golden retriever suffering from seizures seemingly lost her spunk — until one day her owners brought home a miracle cure — a duck named Louie. @SteveHartmanCBS is On the Road.

[Chubbs @joel_ostrom]

@barstoolsports The actual announcer listening to this guy's call of the game.

[Chris Hedgecock @whitenoise25]

RIP Salad and Go. Started by two ppl in AZ who wanted good food to be as cheap and fast as McDonalds. Then private equity bought it in 2020, forcefed it growth it couldn't digest, and rode it into Chapter 11. Founders exit rich, we lose somethin good. Vampire squid strikes again.

[DTL-philosophy @DownTheLine92]

He totally lost it towards the end but he genuinely moved mountains. Meanwhile Mourinho was running around with a financial doped superteam and calling him a specialist in failure

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

I’m sick to my stomach…

This is going to prevent so many women and people of color from getting cheap groceries.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🤣 LMAO! Q: If you got 1 full week off and nobody had access to you, what would you do?

SEC. MARCO RUBIO: "My wife's gonna hate this answer. I'd love to sit down and watch every college football game from noon eastern until the west coast games end at 2AM eastern."

[Izaya Fullard @IzayaFullard23]

She thought Druski wearing a Barry Sanders jersey was for Sheduer Sanders she hasn’t received enough slander

[Here Come The Irish @herecometheiris]

RETWEET IF YOU WANT NOTRE DAME TO BEAT WISCONSIN!!! ☘️🏈

[Sara Miller-Woods @Millerita]

One of the most heartbreaking things I ever witnessed was a nursing home staff tilting up an elderly woman’s bed at the window so her family on the sidewalk could wave to her before she died. But yeah, real bummer Fauci didn’t have to answer questions.

[Swimbrit1 @swimbrit99]

@Kurrco Do people actually call this music? And how is this iconic

[Joe Orrico @JoeOrrico99]

Shooting 35 over par and then hopping behind the wheel after a few drinks

Had to double check this wasn’t someone I knew personally

[1️⃣ @LeekNabers]

just met a cute girl at this wedding i’m at

like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card.

we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag.

then sports get brought up, she says it

“i watch football”

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what’s your team”

she said “i’m a giants fan”

and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool, me too” and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what do you think of the team?”

she looked confused

i kept going

“Darius Slayton as our WR2? Are you kidding me. Matt Nagy as our OC? Did you see what he did to Patrick Mahomes? Our franchise qb and franchise edge rusher hate each other. And we traded away our superstar DT”

she laughed nervously and said “what”

and i said “And don’t even get me started on Cam Skattebo basically trying to get himself injured”

she said “what”

and i said “so do you even follow the team”

she said “I literally have a Darius Slayton Jersey”

the vibe was GONE

just vanished. Just like Daniel Jones in primetime.

her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on how someone could claim to be a giants fan and think this Darius Slayton deserved that contract.

my cousin walked over and said “bro she looked into you what happened”

i said “she’s a casual”

he said “so?”

SO???

i then realized i would rather cut off my entire family than to share a bloodline with someone of the same species that couldn’t comprehend this

she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING perspective on life that i just couldn’t get behind

could’ve had her number

she could’ve been the mother of my children

COULD’VE.

but now at least she knows i know ball

and honestly that’s worth more

[The Football Era @Footballera0]

Arsenal, wake up!!

Cut the Alvarez nonsense. This is the one, this is the £150m-worth superstar attacker who genuinely elevates the club to UCL winning level.

Signing Vini would take Arsenal’s attack to best-in-Europe levels. He is the best winger in the world.

An attacking collection of Vini, Saka, Gyökeres, Havertz, and Eze is a proper UCL-winning attack.

Do it now!!

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

That’s right, king

[Emeril Lagasse @Emeril]

I’m trending on the internet?

[Charlie Roumeliotis @CRoumeliotis]

Patrick Kane on his return to Chicago: “I’m not coming home to ride off into the sunset. I want to be a big player here.” #Blackhawks

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

Apparently, you’re not supposed to comment “nightmare blunt rotation” on your ex’s Instagram with a picture of her husband and new baby

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

it’s worth asking the question