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Swift lippin’ ego trippin’ and body snatchin’

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@buckeyedonuts @OhioStateFB RUN THE DONUTS

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Tiger or the field?

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Duct Tape is called American Tape in Spain

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He Dalí Lama is a good dude, and we all should read his thoughts, but I’m excited to see what happens when he dies

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@TheNickLux minced meat in German is hackfleisch. Think you would have gone meatless earlier had the pre-made patties in Giant Eagle been labeled as hacked flesh patties?

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I get my picture taken

Whenever Jesus got his portrait painted he always had his hair flattened down, holy, and straight

If only

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I saw the inside of a moving walkway today and there are no hamsters.

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Going to use controversy (with a British accent) in a conversation today and see if I can keep a straight face.

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I’ve been eating gray eggs my whole life. Just started adding the salt and pepper right at the end and BOOM yellow eggs. It’s a wonder

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PANCAKES

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On pace to make my Monday case of wine last through Thursday night. New Years resolution #1 looking good

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Is @realDonaldTrump really famous? Or is it all a #hoax? Important people are saying he’s #fakefamous

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I just saw a man shotgun a yogurt. Casual Sunday Champion

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People sleep on how cool airplanes really are

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Green Bastard: Parts Unknown

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Chicken Cordon Bleu for lunch cuz I’m BALLIN

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My dog just did what many Americans may want to do:
ate a box of razor blade refills

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PICKLE RICK

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Never flush in Ann Arbor. Just left a log in a Speedway on my Paul Bunyan

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My mom made a cold tortellini salad for dinner yesterday. I put it in the microwave this morning for second breakfast and it was 🔥🔥