Darlene

i use Twitter for all the wrong reasons but here we are.

[Darlene @TallDar]

@JetBlue is a complete mockery of an airline at this point. 2 cancellations, lost baggage, a 2am phone call from them confirming they have both my bags and now one of them is missing again?!

[Darlene @TallDar]

@JetBlue you’ve got to be kidding me. I have been on 10 flight segments this year and EVERY SINGLE ONE has had a delay. Today, it’s going on 4 hours.

[Darlene @TallDar]

@Theholisticpsyc @readwise save thread

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Behind healthy relationships are: difficult conversations, breakdown of egos, and a commitment to love as mutual evolution.

[kel$ @kocaina_]

sneezing while driving is INSANE

[Darlene @TallDar]

I stand firm.

[Krissy @mfkeys1]

@CodeineFridge @TallDar I think we both co-sign this 😂

[Darlene @TallDar]

Why am i craving pancakes with allllll the syrup? #pregnantaf

[Case Kenny @thecasekenny]

You deserve to be with someone who wants to be better for you AND for themselves.

[Case Kenny @thecasekenny]

I’m at the age where the only closure I need is knowing I deserve better.

[Darlene @TallDar]

@AmericanAir i have been on hold for FIVE HOURS. Is this a joke!?!?!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

If anyone is planning to kidnap me, I'd like to request that you make it interesting enough for a 6-episode podcast.

[Darlene @TallDar]

And while we're at it, nobody really cares about your fantasy team.

[Raheem Mostert @RMos_8Ball]

And for the millionth time, PLAYERS DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM. This is our real life.

[Darlene @TallDar]

I can't stop laughing

[kelly oxford @kellyoxford]

Trump is using his “there are more covid cases because they keep testing” mentality again with his “there are more votes because they keep counting” and it’s the most insane.

[Jenni Konner @JenniKonner]

I miss eavesdropping.

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

Arrest the cops that murdered Breonna Taylor

[Darlene @TallDar]

@Realrclark25 For the love of god, please start with @JimmyButler

[Darlene @TallDar]

@NYIslanders did the @NHLFlyers steal our playbook? They are breaking up every pass. Or are we just playing THIS sloppy?