FRIEND:
"All right, the crowd at this party's pretty anti-gun and they ain't so hot on cops. So don't, like, OPEN with the fact that you work in gun media and were a deputy sheriff, okay?"
ME AFTER 40 MINUTES, 11 BEERS AND NO APPETIZERS:
https://t.co/C2zO1mpp0m
We gotta get these numbers up, folks.
A pocketknife, one of those bladeless EDC thinguses like a CRKT Viva ... shoot, even a P51 can opener or an old-timey church key is so much better than nothing when you need something harder than your fingernails that it defies description.
Bullpup guys trying to convince me that I like bullpups are like the math-nerd-metal guys trying to explain to me why the robot conversation on their stereo is actually WAY better than what I like.
I'm not sayin' it sucks. I'm just sayin' I don't like it.
@SMRdeka I love the cadet and I even love my Waiter.
A knife, a way to open a can of food, a tweezers, a toothpick, pin, a corkscrew to hold the little eyeglasses screwdriver, and some Claritin. Not too shabby.