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Geology 🪨👷🏾‍♂️|| Pelau Guru

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

This son of a bitch, these could have been data centers

[Underdog WNBA @UnderdogWNBA]

SYDNEY TAYLOR ANSWERS FOR THE WIN

[El Marqués de las Zorreras @EZorreras]

Cuando tengas un mal año, acuérdate de Paco.

[Suzie Kabloozie 🇹🇹 @SHERBLIS02]

From my Ancestors to yours, Happy Emancipation Day Trinidad and Tobago 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Now this is the kind of trash talk we can get behind.

We’re containerizing neighborhoods by taking trash off our sidewalks and allowing mid-size buildings to trade in their wheelie bins for a bigger, better, cleaner alternative: Empire Bins.

It’s time to put a lid on it, New York.

[Nathan @_ntj]

zohran reminding everyone that the funniest and most radical thing a government can do is take your self-reported tax statements seriously

[saint anthony @saint_AnthonyIV]

I can't wear a durag in public, but they can bring a golden retriever in Whole Foods and say that's their child.

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“I keep seeing the ‘Project Mbappé’ memes. 😂 Please stop. My parents never forced me or woke me up at 6 a.m. to train. I told my dad I wanted to become a professional footballer and the best in the world. It was my dream, not his. Leave the kids alone.”

— Kylian Mbappé

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 New York Democrats introduce bill requiring 10% discounts on all items at self-checkout.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I met this guy walking his cat and asked its name he said “Luna” and I’m like aww that’s adorable then he said “Yeah it’s short for Lunatic” LMAOOO SIR!

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Trump shitting his pants in Notre-Dame de Paris should’ve been it.

From the looks on the attendant’s faces, he stank up the whole place. They couldn’t get out of there fast enough.

[Ahmad Mas @a7maad_mas]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Tall is her body 🇩🇲 @verniejtweets]

As a Dominican never in a thousand years did I expect to see bouyon reach as far as it has

Our island has 70,000 people

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

Now remove him from his post. The FIFA President is an unfit custodian.

[audi @audisrerun]

why would i ever date an anti vaxxer

[K-Ci’s “Alizeeeee” adlib on “How Do U Want It” @IceQuebe_]

Muhfuckas be 35 talking they “anti-vax” but be vaccinated as fuck. Like my nigga you went to public school, ya parents/guardian made sure you was right.

Stop it man 😂.

[Kay 💞 | Budding Misandrist @kaylalynette__]

He gon send her a cease and desist 😭😭😭😭😭

[TJ @xBitcoin_Teej]

We left with Bron