Kelsey Tallman

dumb but doing things

[Kelsey Tallman @tallmanke]

“I don’t think it’s supposed to be like that,” a thread:

[Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach]

Just boarded my flight to Atlanta, and it is filled to the brim with Indiana fans.

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

If a Honda Pilot going less than 1 mph causes you to “fear for your life”, you probably shouldn’t be given a gun.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Jade. She just met the biggest dogs she's ever seen. But quickly learned they have the biggest hearts too. 13/10 for all

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

I think it might actually be linked to the fact a 19 year old like the shooter at my high school can threaten to shoot up his high school multiple times, have the police called to his house a dozen times prior to the shooting and still legally purchase an AR-15

[Project Liberal @ProjectLiberal]

We agree with Charlie Kirk on basically nothing.

Except that he deserves the right, as every human does, to speak freely without the threat of violence.

[t. @thandoau]

september, show me how good it can get.

[BAD IDEA 🦅🪐 @Plutopresido123]

I hate it when I check my transactions history and everything adds up like damn so no one stole from me

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Unless it’s the Epstein files.

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

Growing up I would watch The Wizard of Oz and think, “How could Blake Shelton improve this”

[Jen Psaki @jrpsaki]

Prayer is not freaking enough. Prayers does not end school shootings. prayers do not make parents feel safe sending their kids to school. Prayer does not bring these kids back. Enough with the thoughts and prayers.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Love a place that lets me order on a kiosk. I have very specific sandwich desires and I’m glad I don’t have to vocalize them

[liz @bentface]

this might be the best shot i’ve seen and trust me i’ve watched just about every angle there is

[𝔽𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜 @Frankdontmiss]

There is nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

[Jumbo Elliott @JumboElliott76]

Make it nation wide.

[Paola @phenoatypical]

People’s IQs should be presented like the weather:
Actual IQ: 125
Feels like: 97

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Trump’s heading to Scotland tomorrow. The Scottish papers aren’t exactly rolling out the red carpet.

[Jillian Carroll Letrinko @JillianC_arroll]

Mumford and Sons performing the Ted Lasso theme song LIVE with the crew of Ted Lasso in #KC 🥹🤩😍 #tedlasso