sarah

I’m a soap lady

[sarah @tallowqueen]

@saintathanasia I don’t think so. My kids were recently in a wedding as flower girls and people were SO drunk after i felt uncomfortable having them there. I probably won’t bring my kids to any future weddings even if it’s allowed.

[sarah @tallowqueen]

@audrawrongspeak For a lot of people it’s less severe than the first time they get it.

[sarah @tallowqueen]

@MissedtheFence Yes, elementary! We got the notification of the late book and i found them last night! So she doesn’t have library today but i asked her to give them to the teachers aide or keep them in her desk until next week.

[sarah @tallowqueen]

Crashing out in the parking lot of the grocery store because i purposely set my kids past due library books out by the door 2 days ago and they seem to have disappeared into thin air. That’s the final straw on the camels back today. I tore apart the kids book shelf in tears.

[sarah @tallowqueen]

@tulipgrrl This is my kids school library but our public library has been hosting a ton of cool classes for free i want to go to soon. I stopped going a while back for similar reasons and lately just thrift a lot of books or check out the little free libraries.

[sarah @tallowqueen]

@nomenpluralis I just found these underneath a jacket!! I’m so mad i didn’t check the random jacket yesterday.

[sarah @tallowqueen]

@Justacoffeemom I did find them! 2 feet away from where i put them hiding under a jacket. 😂

[sarah @tallowqueen]

I have a few cracked patio pavers and for some reason i just started pulling them up today meanwhile i didn’t even get the stuff needed to fix them yet. Nobody’s ankles are safe til tomorrow.

[sarah @tallowqueen]

It’s not a big deal and i might’ve stuffed them in her backpack Friday so they might be at school but it’s the fact i literally can’t remember and if i didn’t then WHERE ARE THEY

[sarah @tallowqueen]

Before i cooked i was like man idk what to cook maybe i should just go pick something up. Didn’t wanna cook. Should’ve listened to myself. I had salmon separate i was gonna put on top so i just ate that and dumped that foolishness in the trash.

[sarah @tallowqueen]

I was in a sour mood before making dinner and idk what the fuck i did but i ended up making the most inedible pasta concoction known to man. Absolutely disgusting. Luckily, i separate my kids pasta before i add stuff to mine cause they like plain pasta.

[sarah @tallowqueen]

@d_jay_b_jay It is a really scary feeling though but it’s good to remind yourself of all the times you’ve driven and haven’t fainted. Mine was triggered really bad by shadows and road patterns so i had to wear polarized lenses or FL42 lenses while driving for a bit.

[sarah @tallowqueen]

I like to remind people amongst the iron supplement fear that if you’re a new mom and have low ferritin, with all of your other bloodwork being fine you’re probably just flat out depleted. You don’t have to take iron to fix that but you don’t have to be scared of it either.

[sarah @tallowqueen]

@d_jay_b_jay If you haven’t gotten a neuro work up and you’re able to I’d get one. When it comes back clear and I’m sure it will, then start some diy vestibular rehab while you figure out any other potential causes. Might get you a bit more comfortable in the meantime.

[sarah @tallowqueen]

@oddbirdyx Your midwife is very responsible for that, optimal range is anywhere from 100-150. Yours is not bad at all but she’s probably trying to get you prepped for birth and postpartum.

[sarah @tallowqueen]

I JUST WRITE LISTS DAWG IDK ITS NOT A CRAZY TASK TO ME MAYBE IM WEIRD

[sarah @tallowqueen]

On the chatbot things, some of the shit people use them for just doesn’t make sense I’m sorry. Why are people having the clankers write their grocery list and meal plan.. isn’t that more effort than just literally taking 3 minutes to write a list and meal plan

[jár @jarodzsz]

i feel like i'm one of the last 500 people on earth who does not use an ai chatbot in daily life

[sarah @tallowqueen]

My husband was picking something out of my hair earlier. I was like oh is it a tick?? What is it?? He’s all like “idk but it’s not a tick” and left it alone. I’m thinking yea whatever it’s probably some grass. It’s not some grass. It’s his chewed gum.

[sarah @tallowqueen]

@oafcoded If you’re looking for a true 4wd and not awd the options are slimmer. Back when Nissans were better my mom had a pathfinder that was 4wd, I’ve heard Nissan improved again in recent years and the third row seems a lot more usable than the few 4runners with a third row.