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[talluchan @talluchan]

went out for our 25th anni and spent the whole time gleefully detailing how gross our house has gotten

[talluchan @talluchan]

there was a cat in a stroller at the cafe today and when I expressed interest, they pulled her out by her elbows and revealed the smushiest face w the grumpiest electric orange eyes

[talluchan @talluchan]

A famous artist sneered me up and down while I pet their dog

[talluchan @talluchan]

the ceramics studio seems ok to the naked eye but I know the toxic past

[talluchan @talluchan]

I wrangled its release and it flew off into the dappled afternoon sunshine

[talluchan @talluchan]

did I just see a giant flying country roach pop his head up over a drying washcloth to peek at me in the shower or did I hallucinate that?
Fam, I did not hallucinate that!!!

[talluchan @talluchan]

it tried to fly in my face!

[talluchan @talluchan]

there’s this house that has a bunch of old air conditioner parts and their exposed blue fans in the front yard and when a wind comes they all start spinning and it’s a beautiful sight

[talluchan @talluchan]

There’s this guy in the pottery studio who’s also an artist and we’re like wolves in sheeps’ clothing quietly growling at each other under our bahhhs

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

It’s too hot to have big boobs rn

[talluchan @talluchan]

@Stukuls impressive

[talluchan @talluchan]

my dog who never barks, barked one strident single bark at a black bear and it was enough to scare him back into the woods

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)

[talluchan @talluchan]

the house on our road that has lots of delightful mobiles and yard decorations just got a human sized chicken sculpture

[talluchan @talluchan]

took a bath and am laying upon my couch reveling in cleanliness

[talluchan @talluchan]

@rgkuzma Like spider webs! I regret not checking how he looked underneath

[talluchan @talluchan]

saw a dirty turt today

[talluchan @talluchan]

@Stukuls a plague!

[talluchan @talluchan]

how do ants find me, I’m an ant attractor, even while inside resting upon a pillow!

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

why the FUCK Netflix helping me spell a movie they don’t have. 😭😭😩 FUCK YOU HOE.