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[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i really love the phrase 'with all due respect' because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none.

[g @34rths]

Being positive is pretty much the only option

[𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔞𝔪 𝔦. @FCKNABEJEE]

nobody cuts me any slack. like i’m just supposed to excel all the time. that’s why i tell people no & sleep for 12 hours when i can.

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

i do think we need to impose, like, way more rigorous schooling on kids. they should have to read books that challenge them. they need to learn at least a second language. they should be forced to memorize and recite poetry. idgaf

[sasha @skinnycityy]

i love making people laugh, i feel like this

[tal @tallymoussa]

@shaaycoco__

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I’m smoking a Cart I Bought at the Dispensary for $4.50 so No I dont care about the Microplastic Brain Eating Amoeba Diarrhea Virus or whatever’s Going on these Days

[Skate Coach 𓅄 @Sk8Couch]

People on here will ask “Is it too late to start over at 28?” and everyone will reply “Yikes. Hate to break it to you gramps but it was over for you 10 years ago.” Meanwhile my 63 year old neighbor is taking the bar exam because he has a list of pharma companies he plans to sue

[stewie garlic @strwberryvape]

stop using ai i need that water for my bong

[Mel Reneé @MelReneeStyles]

Fashion, frolicking, reading, writing, drawing, and being bossy lmao

[tal @tallymoussa]

A full flight to Omaha is crazy what the hell are yall doing here omg

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

the purpose of life is to become as calm as you possibly can

[BowTiedPhys @BowTiedPhys]

Whatever made you weird as a kid is the raw material for whatever will make you genius as an adult.

Lean into it. Now more than ever.

[Paige 💕 @PaeDaBaee]

Before u get offended make sure the person that offended u not on drugs…it could really just be the drugs 😭

[Shagisabadword @shagisabadword]

thanks babe for the new format option to let people know that Israel is committing genocide on Palestinians

[redheaded stranger @eyeswideslvt]

I don’t mean to sound melodramatic but do y’all ever think about how humanity used to navigate the world by the stars and now people can’t make a grocery list without help from AI.

[ShayP ✰ @ShayyThaaDolll]

sb said the airport the best place to catch me lacking cs ill let you whip my ass at the gate before i be on a no fly list😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[goosha @lilgoosha]

Weed man just asked if i wanted to buy percs. So naturally i have to get a new weed man because ion like cross functioning dealers.