🅿️eeth Kali

Ridin' Dirty

[🅿️eeth Kali @tallywacker22]

I take laxatives so I can use my bidet twice a day

[🅿️eeth Kali @tallywacker22]

@DDawkins66 @JoshAllenQB boys enough with Mr bright side we need to get iceman going this season 🧊🧊🧊 you already shnowwwww ❄️❄️❄️

[🅿️eeth Kali @tallywacker22]

Pumped for a euphoria night with the boys

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Wearing Crocs is like getting a BJ from a man. It feels good until you look down and realize you are gay.

[lil duval @lilduval]

If you one of them “i don’t mind going to jail” ass niggaz, stay tf away from me

[🅿️eeth Kali @tallywacker22]

@KFCBarstool where’s the Cuncel meter at?

[🅿️eeth Kali @tallywacker22]

Damn my parents are washed as fuck

[🅿️eeth Kali @tallywacker22]

Guiness and March madness for the next month 🎬🎥🍿

[🅿️eeth Kali @tallywacker22]

The fact there is no remix to that new TI song or Yukon is so fucked. I’m spoiled by the good ol days

[🅿️eeth Kali @tallywacker22]

Embarrassed every time I see some back into a parking spot

[🅿️eeth Kali @tallywacker22]

Never know how to feel when an Olympian smiles after a flub. Like yeah that’s a healthy approach but do you know what’s at stake?

[🅿️eeth Kali @tallywacker22]

Electric Olympic name alert: Breezy Johnson

[🅿️eeth Kali @tallywacker22]

Congrats to 2 chainz for ad lib of the year

[🅿️eeth Kali @tallywacker22]

Is anyone else suspicious of bay leaves?

[🅿️eeth Kali @tallywacker22]

What came first, 1969 being an epic year (based on songs, Woodstock, etc) or 69 jokes? I feel like the year was so insane that it spawned 69 jokes

[🅿️eeth Kali @tallywacker22]

Everyone should invest in a traffic cone (by stealing one of course)

[🅿️eeth Kali @tallywacker22]

How about these bags of beans that have very clear instructions to make sure there aren’t any rocks mixed in there

[🅿️eeth Kali @tallywacker22]

I fixed the stupid Grammies- a best ad lib and its 2 chainz on Yukon for all 3 nominations and then they do an compilation homage to all of takeoffs ad libs #fixed #nextproblem

[🅿️eeth Kali @tallywacker22]

Incredi-sparagus, it looks tastes and makes your piss smell just like asparagus, but it’s really a hot dog! Check mate ai

[🅿️eeth Kali @tallywacker22]

Can we bring back mean tweets? I need Glenn Powell to know I think he sucks ass