Talon Freitag

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For each man on the Edmund Fitzgerald

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Wisconsin kitten breaks bizarre record by having 29 toes https://t.co/U17kADJM2V

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This woman murdered her children

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What they don’t want you to know is *where* they’ve been saving all that daylight over the years 👀

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Scientists at Princeton University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Adam, the first human being created by God, might have looked

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I suppose the cover is worth sharing too. What kind of mother wouldn’t want Abe Lincoln, Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo, and Napoleon Dynamite in their Mother’s Day card?

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So apparently I thought this would be an appropriate Mother’s Day card in like 2006

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Snapchat doing us dirty by putting these buttons so close to the back arrow

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@DaneRain

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I maintain my position that “frisbeer” is a far superior term to “beersby”

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Apple Maps when you haven’t left the parking lot yet

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My calculator app just released a new feature???????

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@adamsandlerfanx Hahaha

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Mom?

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@DaneRain

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I go through an interesting cycle wherein I’m interested in a product, search for it on google, and then refuse to purchase it after the flood of ads that ensues across all media platforms absolutely annoy the piss out of me

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@malecack11 @FatherFlee @Mustshitz @jeff_manz I remember when you showed me this video like 8 years ago lol

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Just found out I’ve been paying for Planet Fitness every month for the last 4 years, AMA

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People who leave the microwave stopped with 2 seconds left are the devil

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Miss Puff: Goodmorning class!

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