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ʙᴇᴀʀᴅᴇᴅ, ᴛᴀᴛᴛᴏᴏᴇᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʟᴀssɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ʟɪʙᴇʀᴀʟ. ꜰʟᴏʀɪᴅᴀ ᴍᴀɴ. ɴᴏ sᴛᴇᴘ ᴏɴ sɴᴇᴋ. 🇺🇲 🏴‍☠️

[ᴍᴀᴄᴋ @talonetc]

Stay strapped or get clapped.

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@youlooklikeamom What sort of utter sociopath uses Twitter on Light Mode, though?

[ᴍᴀᴄᴋ @talonetc]

@JuvenileBluster You mean because of all the nationalists who find "MAGA" and "white supremacist" yucky and have instead started to insist they are the "real" libertarians?

[ᴍᴀᴄᴋ @talonetc]

@LP_CLC The irony of the person calling for the arrest, deportation and extermination of ideological opponents calling anyone else a Nazi is just staggering.

[ᴍᴀᴄᴋ @talonetc]

@youlooklikeamom He's already seen them, anyway... nothing to worry about.

[ᴍᴀᴄᴋ @talonetc]

UPDATE: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 choking away the biggest lead on US soil since 13 Colonies.

[ᴍᴀᴄᴋ @talonetc]

BREAKING: 🇫🇷 surrenders to 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿.

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BREAKING: 🇫🇷 surrenders to 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿.

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@Alpharetta_King @youlooklikeamom

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@Alpharetta_King @youlooklikeamom My dude... every third QT on your page is a woman in a bikini. A dash of self-awareness goes a long way.

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@Alpharetta_King @youlooklikeamom Bruh... take a look at your own feed before saying wild shit like this to strangers on the internet.

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Lots of England fans who whined about the US not respecting the game after Balogun's bullshit Red Card seem to have forgotten all about their high horse with their meltdowns last night and today.

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What a beautiful goal by Enzo.

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

GOOOOAAL! ENZO FERNÁNDEZ DRAWS ARGENTINA LEVEL WITH ENGLAND IN THE SEMIFINALS 🇦🇷

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@JuvenileBluster 🤣

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

ENZO FERNANDEZ HAS DRAWN ARGENTINA LEVEL! WOW!

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸 @creation247]

Fahrenheit is superior to Celsius and I’m tired of pretending this is a debate.

Fahrenheit feels like temperature was designed by an human being who walks outside, feels the air, and says, “Yeah, that makes sense.”

Zero is freezing. 100 is brutally hot.
70 is comfortable. 80 is warm.

The numbers feel like what they are describing.

Celsius feels like it was designed by a committee of people who hate joy and want every conversation about the weather to sound like a chemistry lab.

“It’s 22 degrees outside.”

What does that even mean to a normal person? Am I wearing shorts? Am I grabbing a jacket?

Nobody knows. You need a conversion chart and a government employee standing next to you explaining the vibes.

Fahrenheit gives you range. That’s the point. It gives you more numbers for the temperatures human beings actually live in. You can feel the difference between 68, 72, 76, and 80. Those numbers matter. Fahrenheit lets you describe the world with more precision without having to break into decimals like a lunatic.

And here’s the other thing...

Celsius is connected to the metric cult energy that came out of the French Revolution. And the French Revolution was evil. Both of the Revolution were to rip out tradition, faith, monarchy, hierarchy, the Church, the calendar, the clock, and anything that reminded man he was not God.

CELSIUS IS INHERENTLY EVIL

So yes, Celsius may be useful if you’re boiling water in a lab. Congratulations. But Fahrenheit is for living LIFE because Fahrenheit is for walking outside and instantly knowing what kind of day you’re about to have.

100 means hot. 70 means beautiful. Zero means don’t go outside unless you have a death wish.

That’s a real system.

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@StephenKing You are nothing if not ideologically inconsistent, Steve.

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@grahamformaine Oof.

https://t.co/4mveaRcDKk

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That was a fun tournament, USMNT. Thanks for the memories.

🇺🇸

[Matt’s Idea Shop @MattsIdeaShop]

Dear bandwagon soccer fans,

it was fun hanging out. Really, it was a good time. This is US soccer: It sucks most of the time. You should watch premier league. Anyways, let’s do it again in four years.