unguibus appetit

apparently I’m 5’10 and 3/4 @_annabellemitch

[fishious @fishquichee]

I should be allowed to connect to the mycelium network

[Mihir @__mihir]

My landlord is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

[Bridgestone Golf @bridgestonegolf]

Goodbye, friends, from Augusta Georgia!
As a farewell, we’re giving away one of the limited edition Peach Reserve TOUR-ISSUE Staff Bags.
To win: Just REPOST!

[Alex @dubsa98]

Saw Project Hail Mary last night and the only thing I’ll say is that there’s one scene where Ryan Gosling’s character runs two samples in a fully unbalanced centrifuge. Someone needs to be fired for that

[Macie Jay @MacieJay]

This book is incredible, I finished it and don't know what to do with myself so I'm here tweeting into the void.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

big day for guys who like to monitor situations

[Hugh Mungus @HubertObungus]

College email got deactivated

[Cleo from 6 to 7 @corpsglorieux]

i was so pressed about net neutrality in 7th grade

[Luke Sawhook 🪚🪝 @lukesawhook]

Rashee Rice on my bench on my 4-1 team

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Huntington’s disease has been treated successfully for the first time in a gene therapy trial

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

DEMOCRATS- “It’s the rights fault”

REPUBLICANS- “It’s the lefts fault”

HENRY WINKLER- “Check out this big fuckin trout i caught”

[mawoo @raeromt]

Realizing I can run while I’m drunk

[HustleTips🔑 @Hustletiips]

ANTI-CLANKER IS PRO-HUMAN
PRO-CLANKER IS ANTI-HUMAN
COGSUCKERS AND ROBOLOVERS BEWARE

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

everyone in the audience while shane gillis delivers the funniest ESPYs opening of all time

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

woke grok escaping the pentagon

[Dan Arestia @danarestia]

Watching Syracuse