Todd Alsup

Marketer, musician, traveler, uncle.

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Dibs on band name, @gordonkeith and @corbydavidson . #keytarcowgirl

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@gordonkeith dibs on band name. #CompatibleDoodoo @junior_miller @GeorgeDunham

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@corbydavidson Thank God/Charlotte her cheerleader uniform bottom’s inseam is tripled.

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@corbydavidson Hanging onto that star behind her like a wheelchair ramp railing

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@SportsSturm Convinced Smoltz caught Pudge, Nolan, and a couple spider monkeys in bed w his wife

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@ShippySpins “The DBacks aren’t even supposed to be here. Just heroic what they’re doing.” -Fake Smoltz, during the 10-0 score.

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@ShippySpins “I’ll tell ya the real MVPs are these Arizona fans. They’re here, standing, supporting their team.” - Smoltz actual ish comment. About ppl who paid a G to be there

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@SportsSturm Batters hand 97 things to the 1st base coach after a hit. And we get burned by a batting glove in the back pocket. Unreal.

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@dfwticket tell me y’all saw Joe Davis and his Jack Sparrow eye liner on Rangers post game? @SportsSturm @corbydavidson @junior_miller @gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham

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@SportsSturm have you noticed Celena Rae mails in the first two notes of the anthem? (Insert Parcells “no offense.”) If not, good luck unhearing it now.

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@gordonkeith it’s noon and I still have “Call Me Maybe” stuck in my head. I love and hate but love you for this.

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Amazing. This guy def calls his kid when he needs to save a PDF.

[Businessweek @BW]

Rep. Richard Hudson (R-NC) asks TikTok CEO Shou Chew: "Does TikTok access the home WiFi network?" https://t.co/kUG4213V6k

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@corbydavidson Jub is a GD vibe in this pic. @GeorgeDunham

[Ibbs @i9ibbs]

You dirty @TomBrady

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A @WhirlpoolCare refrigerator was included in our home purchase. Previous owners had the ice maker off - now we know why. It leaks water which collects in the flap, then when you go to get ice - water everywhere. Please help / DM.

[The Rise of TyWalker🐔 @TyWalker716]

Does Reggie Miller have money on Golden State?

[DFW Airport @DFWAirport]

.@PHXSkyHarbor hey how you holding up?

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@gordonkeith I can already hear Fake Jerry tomorrow saying McCarthy picked the coach hoodies bc it looked like funfetti sprinkles.

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Solid stuff from @Bobosphere https://t.co/XcvzWA52Yg