Cock Muffler

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[Cock Muffler @talths]

good morning
#wangxian #mdzs #魔道祖師

[IBUPROFEN DEALER @kendotorg]

Matthew Broderick to the ghost in the corner of his living room at 11 pm PST

[Craig. @bambibristol]

That’s about 20 Epstein whistleblowers who have now ‘died by suicide’.

Absolutely nothing suspicious about that at all…

[Narrlocke @Narrlocke]

Holy shit I havent been able to breathe for like 15 minutes

[Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero]

There were MULTIPLE toddlers at the Resident Evil screening and I was mad until several of them screamed and then it was hilarious.

[san @ndsnas]

bars

[𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗 𝙲𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝕏 @In_Case_Im_Fake]

This is a VR recreation of the spot where John Edward Jones got stuck inside Nutty Putty cave. Absolute nightmare situation.

[Fernanda Dias @diasartwork]

Witch Bunny | Clip — “The Day We Met”

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

FRODO: *puts on the Ring*

SAURON:

[Zach @ZachNewYork]

Cast @missmaamshe you cowards

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

I lost my thesaurus and I'm gutted.
Totally gutted, absolutely gutted.

[SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma @SubwayTakes]

Some nursery rhymes and kids' songs need to be retired!! @MsRachelSongs

[associate of the moth @amandasfemme]

im starting a collection

[D🦇 @bluepantheress]

yall don’t understand how hard i laughed when i finally decided to click on this video yo😭 these lyrics are KILLING ME

[fat guy gardner 🐊 IM A GIRL @24hrSoda]

green lantern ring: are you afraid?

red lantern ring: are you angry?

onion ring: are you hungry?

[Tara @taraisredacted]

If I was Ed Sheeran I’d go into hiding at this point

This video’s already got almost 600k likes in 7 hours on TikTok 😂

[erin 🍑 @maizie_star]

idk how to boycott ed sheeran more than i already am but i’ll have to find a way

[Sally Beck @Beck_Sall]

‘When you’re in the way, call it a day.’ Satire and euthanasia are not natural bedfellows but this is excellent.

The serious message? They want you to feel guilty about being elderly. They want you to feel guilty about being disabled. Don’t feel guilty. We all have a right to life

[Corey Brickley Illustration @coreybrickley]

someone posted that elizabeth holmes looks like a mouse that wished to be able to commit wire fraud and i've been thinking about this ever since

[baby raccoon @bbyraccoon_]

Throwback to one year ago when I got death threats for this tweet #kirkaversary