Chelsea B. 🐀

Pagan, feminist, work at PP. she/her. Half the year I’m a knitter who thinks about gardening, the other half I’m a gardener who thinks about knitting.

[Chelsea B. 🐀 @tamarisk]

Okay, you know quarantimes are getting to you when you start having hugging dreams more intense than sex dreams.

[Chelsea B. 🐀 @tamarisk]

@deveric I can’t decide between sato and golden retriever. Depends which half of the year, prob.

[Chelsea B. 🐀 @tamarisk]

@princessharold Yep, yep, both details check out, you’ll be getting your membership card in the mail in 4-6 weeks.

[Chelsea B. 🐀 @tamarisk]

A consequence of the “bisexuals don’t know how to sit properly in chairs” trope is that sometimes another creature will just decide to use YOU as a chair, instead. https://t.co/izwEuZ67Cy

[Chelsea B. 🐀 @tamarisk]

@princessharold ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

[Chelsea B. 🐀 @tamarisk]

https://t.co/qQYR7WvWX0

Y’all. I just short circuit with rage. I don’t know what to do.

[Chelsea B. 🐀 @tamarisk]

@offensiveloons That took me longer than it should have, we’ll played.

[Chelsea B. 🐀 @tamarisk]

My brain’s not embarrassing, YOUR brain is embarrassing.

https://t.co/lHP75M0LVj

[Chelsea B. 🐀 @tamarisk]

@deveric Please sign me up for this “woke war on parking.” 🙄

[Black Garnet Books @blkgarnetbooks]

really grateful to talk to https://t.co/tMufaNpA7F about accessibility in retail spaces. 🖤 also the $5k power-door was made possible by the second community fundraiser we did last summer!! we collectively invested in inclusivity.

https://t.co/sMxO7W75IR

[Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy]

These republicans are like “drag queens are grooming children!” meanwhile they got every states age of consent memorized

[Chelsea B. 🐀 @tamarisk]

@WesAltFC All the buildup that was waiting behind the snow dam?

[Chelsea B. 🐀 @tamarisk]

@MelVFinnegan Who is threatening my trees??

[Marc Burrows @20thcenturymarc]

Well this is going to be fun. How many men do I have to have slept with before I meet the threshold of “not a straight tourist”? Do I need to link my Grindr account?

[Chelsea B. 🐀 @tamarisk]

@alex_falcone I feel like mine is more “choir of robotic angels.”

[Planned Parenthood Action @PPact]

Tips on talking about abortion:

✅ Skip euphemisms and just say it: abortion.

✅ Use “abortion later in pregnancy.”

✅ Include gender-neutral/inclusive terms — like “people” or “women, trans, and nonbinary people.”

[Chelsea B. 🐀 @tamarisk]

@jackiekashian Practicing patience is harder than people give credit for. Remember that part of practice is screwing up from time to time, so please have grace when you don’t always live up to your own expectations.

[Chelsea B. 🐀 @tamarisk]

@turkeysounds We were ENERGIZED

[Chelsea B. 🐀 @tamarisk]

@vuboq You did WHAT

[Chelsea B. 🐀 @tamarisk]

@mimismartypants I had COVID last January and still appear to be alive. I felt kind of crummy through mid-March, but sometimes I just feel crummy anyway.