That HR Dude

I am a story teller, a salesman, bathroom singer and a part time visionary. Forests, long walks and being alone makes me feel safe. Am I a mystic?

[That HR Dude @TamedCynic]

You and I have memories/longer than the road that stretches out ahead - Beatles

[That HR Dude @TamedCynic]

@DrZahidBhat @HamdaniSameer I need this too!

[Usman @usman_cph]

A long time ago, General Dynamics published a nice feature in their quarterly publication (Code One) about the Pakistan Air Force and their new F-16s. I'm posting it here in case you'd like some lazy Sunday reading :)
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[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

The Israeli journalist Gideon Levy writes about Tucker Carlson's appearance on Israel's Channel 13. Worth reading the whole thing. Here are the first two paragraphs:

[That HR Dude @TamedCynic]

Eid Mubarak 🤗 🤗 🤗 ♥️

[That HR Dude @TamedCynic]

@Kierkegaarddd Either / or.

[Bryce M. Lipscomb @BryceMLipscomb]

The Zionist who owns @OnlyFans is the largest donor to @AIPAC.

Politicians who take money from AIPAC are taking porn money for their candidacy.

I don’t wanna hear how Christian any of the politicians are who take AIPAC porn money.

[That HR Dude @TamedCynic]

@i_hmd3 https://t.co/jJF4BLEpRr

[سُكُون @hhil99]

و علي أبو الحسنين و خلّ رسول الله و ظهره رضي الله عنه و كرم وجهه❤️

[fatima bhutto 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇮🇷 @fbhutto]

Read and share.

[Junaid Ahmad @junaidsahmad]

"ThinkFest...an intellectual pageant in which brilliance is abundant, courage is absent, and the most consequential truths are treated as bad manners."
@Countercurrents
https://t.co/i74RNbXbyy

[Farhan Mallick @FarhanGMallick]

This is the most heartbreaking thing I have heard. May Allah destroy her killers, may Allah give us the strength to avenge her.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last week our CISO asked me to present on “zero trust architecture.”
I don’t know what that means.
I make $340,000 a year.
I haven’t touched a firewall since Obama’s first term.
But I have a CISSP.
I passed by memorizing acronyms.
I still don’t know what half of them stand for.
I opened my presentation with “assume breach.”
Everyone nodded gravely.
I said “defense in depth” three times.
The board was captivated.
Then a junior analyst raised her hand.
She asked how we’d implement microsegmentation.
I felt a cold sweat.
I said, “Great question. Let’s take that offline.”
She persisted.
I said we should “leverage AI-driven solutions.”
She asked which ones.
I said, “The cloud-native ones.”
She looked confused.
I told her confusion was natural.
I said, “Security is a journey, not a destination.”
The CEO started clapping.
I don’t know why.
But others joined in.
The analyst stopped asking questions.
I ended with “security is everyone’s responsibility.”
This meant it was no one’s responsibility.
Especially not mine.
We got breached two weeks later.
I blamed the analyst for “creating a culture of doubt.”
She got put on a PIP.
I got promoted to VP.
Resilience isn’t about preventing failure.
It’s about surviving it.
Preferably while others don’t.

[That HR Dude @TamedCynic]

@woolcinder Happy Birthday.

[woolcinder @woolcinder]

The cliche that the enemy of my enemy is a friend, is more applicable, is better actualized, at the extremities of the political spectrum, and then more so on the Right

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

one week ago, van jones said the reason people are pro-palestine is because of a paid propaganda campaign. today it’s revealed that he is a mentor in a paid zionist propaganda campaign

[Deadline @Eldin713]

@_ZachFoster @BarackObama Alongside this video.

https://t.co/3wublx9ADO

[That HR Dude @TamedCynic]

Aaj Pakistan haara tou saudia bhe haaray ga.

[That HR Dude @TamedCynic]

@godfatheriv Hawalay Rab Dey. Indeed, we belong to Allah, and indeed, to Him we shall return

[Aaron Maté @aaronjmate]

The Nazi Holocaust wasn’t live-streamed. The Gaza Holocaust is:

[Dean @1_syer]

It will trickle down anytime now