Mia

I'm annoying most of the time but once in a while I say something hilarious ·01.03.18·👼💕 ·05.18.15·👣🌍 #fuckyourselfthinkaboutsomeoneelse

[Mia @tamiarayn]

I say this with the utmost disrespect, if my child is a burden to you, simply stay as far away from me as is physically possible. He is the biggest part of me and I take that shit so personally.

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Can’t stand a man who is like “aww I made you blush”
No bitch I have rosacea

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@Doritos bring back pickle Doritos by themselves

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Rewatching sons of anarchy and realizing that Jax Teller ain’t it really proved to me that I have grown

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@shittaysays__ Congratulations! that’s amazing!

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It’s that time of year where I remember this app exists and don’t stfu

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Idc, if I’m overstimulated don’t ask me to do anything because why are you speaking to me

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@rxbwdn I’ve met you and I love you. Can confirm this is the realest tweet

[Mia @tamiarayn]

As a cashier who is also an introvert: please do not converse with me. I am EXHAUSTED. Just get your stuff and get out

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Can’t stand ppl who are supposedly professionals but think they’re better than everyone they serve. Imagine speaking to me like I’m stupid bc I want documentation to prove I’m the custodial parent so I can leave the county with my son since his father is MIA. Gross but ok🤢

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“You only need 75 cents and I think that this is a loonie”

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Multiples of 5 are not odd numbers in my books btw and I’ll go to bat about this

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Ppl who set their alarms for odd number times (my bf) tap in so I can block you that is so weird

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I love how when women say “you couldn’t handle me” men assume we mean sexually. 🗣no bitch I mean I’m fucking crazy🗣

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The way Reid looks at JJ🥺🥺

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Pov: your boyfriend goes for all you can eat sushi without you

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Bragging about knowing how to change a tire by yourself as a female is weird to me. My tire has fallen off twice and I just stood on the side of the road crying and random men came to change it for me both times. It’s free labour. It’s like a reward

[Mia @tamiarayn]

As a mother, people who put things above the well being of their children BLOW my mind. I look at my son and it’s absolutely wild to me that I could love a human this much. I would give my life for him.

[Mia @tamiarayn]

I honestly just gaslight myself all the time. I have to keep up with my house, maintain good grades, take care of my physical and mental health, while being a mom and balancing my job and my brain will literally be like “you’re not even trying hard enough, you suck”

[Mia @tamiarayn]

This sounds rlly weird but since I’ve never hit someone w/ my car my biggest fear is that I’ll hit someone w/ my car and not even realize it and I have nightmares abt this on a regular basis help