tam

chatting pure shite

[tam @tamlancasterr]

“the arts aren’t important”

don’t open spotify in the morning.don’t turn the tv on and watch your favourite show. don’t open youtube to show your friends a funny video. don’t go to concerts and make memories with friends.

watch how quickly life becomes boring.

#SaveTheArts

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Just stalked my own instagram archive & forgot I lived all those eras 😭😭😭 Miss you sis. You had so much fun.

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.”

30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”

[tam @tamlancasterr]

i’m winter skinny not summer skinny

i am not prepared for a hot girl summer tf

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

how it feels rewatching a show after a while and realizing you forgot the entire storyline so every episode feels brand new

[Mr B @laziolabubu]

Keir Starmer taking his anger out on the weather machine this afternoon

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Ngl the older i get the more i appreciate being left out of the loop. don’t fill me in. I don’t want to know anything about anyone.

[໊ @buffys]

“he isn’t even following the theme” #metgala

[𝔻𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝔽𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕖 @MrsFlowers007]

Me trying to find the section in my job description that says I have to put up with cunts

[tam @tamlancasterr]

i turned 26, 5 hours ago and i’m already in existential crisis wtf am i meant to do from here

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[——— @b1982lfc]

Do you realise how thick you are to not get your child vaccinated against meningitis 😂

[claire rowden @clx1re]

this is how I look at M&S cookies

[autist @litteralyme0]

When today is friday the 13th but the last friday the 13th we had in march was the day lockdown started

[zoe⁷🧋🫧 @barbiejunkoo]

happy women's day to the ladies, please go get that piercing, beat that man, get that tattoo, beat that man, get that degree, beat that man, get that job, beat that man, wear that dress, beat that man, go to that solo trip, beat that man, answer back that relative, beat that man.

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

i think February 2024,2025 & 2026 me would sit in the same room and kill themselves

[John McAllister @john_mcal]

This is the tweet of the year

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

Me now that #TheTraitors is over

[Liam Matthews @lliammatthewss]

Me tonight praying to satan that Rachel stays #TheTraitors

[becca ❤️‍🔥 @becca_x94]

Faraaz finally switching on 10 episodes in #TheTraitors