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ribbed condoms don't even taste like ribs

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i finally found the KD commercial everyone was telling me was imagined. ITS REAL MFS

https://t.co/SPvjXfFNwP

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To smithereens has to be the worst way to get blown

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brother bear is such a goated movie

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@POTUS F**K U BIDEN U TWISTED C**T

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cranking my hog in super speed

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sailor jupiter is a closeted lesbian i’ve been saying this for years

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we need to bring these back immediately. @POTUS @JustinTrudeau

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♡

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i just found out this a federal offence. might not do this again

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did you know you can just buy hard liquor at the airport liquor store after security & then add it to bottles of juice & then get hammered on your flight? me neither but i’ve just done it

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i am addicted to clear vision. also beers

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i didn’t know i needed glasses but i just got my first real prescription pair & let me tell you. the world is crispy. i was BLIND

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DJ stands for disc jockey. finding that funny today

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https://t.co/rIwk42m8wA

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really wishing i named my recent cat john jacob jingleheimer schmidt.

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still thinking about how benny it would be to jet

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proud to say i haven’t roller bladed inside my domicile in 414 days