tammy

we shall have a magnificent garden party, and you’re not invited.

[tammy @tammylarn]

“always be hulk-strong” said by a five year old

[tammy @tammylarn]

you know you have sensitive skin when you spend 18€ on hand moisturizer

[tammy @tammylarn]

a perfectly good and strong reason to get up in the morning: your bladder

[gigi @420insidejob]

me: :(
my cat: brrrrt?
me: :)

[tammy @tammylarn]

hugging tall people be like hugging stomachs

[S🌸 @SikhoSomke]

i've come to the conclusion that regardless of how much sleep i get i will always be tired.

[tammy @tammylarn]

everything is better with coffee

[Viola Davis @violadavis]

It's the accuracy for me 🙋🏿‍♀️😭😁❤

[tammy @tammylarn]

i love me on coffee

[tammy @tammylarn]

i mastered the perfection of starting every book that i own without finishing it

[tammy @tammylarn]

me: wondering why no one is texting me
also me: never texting back

[tammy @tammylarn]

today someone told me that i have nice and smooth skin and man that made my year

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

if i like a song i just overdo it

[tammy @tammylarn]

say what you want but “in the air tonight” by phil collins will always be one of the best songs of all time

[tammy @tammylarn]

got a new theory:
lizards are just little crocodiles

[BEN @enthralledlife]

Ich hätte nie gedacht, dass ich das sage, aber in Anbetracht dessen, was momentan so abgeht, war 2020 eigentlich gar nicht so schlecht.

[tammy @tammylarn]

a few days ago i was wondering why my ring was suddenly too big when it was fitting perfectly in the morning and i was questioning my whole live once again. i then realized i put the ring on the wrong finger.

[tammy @tammylarn]

not me yawning every time rue yawns in episode five

[tammy @tammylarn]

all hail @enthralledlife for being the smartest person in the world and for solving my #Euphoria problem and for making my whole life better (though it‘ll crush me (again))

[tammy @tammylarn]

well so i‘m turning 21 soon and i feel like an 91 year old woman with a broken back that is done with everyone but also i feel like a kid that is way too dependent on their parents