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[tammypearl @tammypearl]

@iamb Because we were smart enough to invent one!

[tammypearl @tammypearl]

Quarantine day number one million, my husband and I arguing over who our cute puppy looks like. Cause you look like your dog. 😊

[Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER @driverminnie]

Sick of this ‘50 is the new...’ 50 has always been 50. Women were previously just expected to shrivel and accept their husk. I suppose it must be terrifying to a lot men if we actually burned brighter, hotter, more ambitious and emancipated from shame, the older we got. #50

[tammypearl @tammypearl]

Obtainable New Years resolution, keep a wine 🍷 journal. And also loose weight, eat healthy, and other resolutions that will last a week.

[tammypearl @tammypearl]

@meganKpearl Omg, we’re all thinking it!

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@meganKpearl I love HGTV and property brothers so you come by it naturally!

[tammypearl @tammypearl]

@zeynepx Butter is healthy. #Steve says so.

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@meganKpearl Would you have bern comfortable with a $200,000 student loan for an undergraduate degree?

[tammypearl @tammypearl]

#Saints #SuperBowl2019

[tammypearl @tammypearl]

Six hours into my diet plan for 2019, Why haven’t I lost 10lbs yet, I’m going to need a trophy or something to keep this going or maybe a celebratory plate of nachos. #diet #newyear

[tammypearl @tammypearl]

Finding out the Mindy Project is cancelled is like dropping my bottle of tums in the toilet at 2am. It’s both surprising and sad.

[Neva @vnevah]

Today marks a year since I paid nearly £200 to be told my dog was faking struggling to breathe in order to be carried.

[Sara Pearl @skenigsberg]

ok this is my new fav letter to the editor

[tammypearl @tammypearl]

My suitcase weighs 44lbs
Me: Damn, I can only buy 6lbs of clothing/shoes in California. Puts a damper on everything.

[tammypearl @tammypearl]

@meganKpearl Indiocracy - Brawndo : It's got what plants crave! https://t.co/rZ3UJqLbcN via @YouTube

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Trying to eat in the passenger seat of the car after being told not to make a mess and being a sticky, gooey, mess!

[tammypearl @tammypearl]

Car dealerships should have a restaurant, nail salon, and maybe shopping, then I wouldn’t mind waiting four hours for finance! #waiting #impatient #newcar

[tammypearl @tammypearl]

Trying to figure out where my accent came from? Let’s talk about your accent Louisiana. I’m from the midwest, I don’t have an accent!

[tammypearl @tammypearl]

@meganKpearl I’m trying!