@mstiefvater “Call down the hawk, Mr. Impossible, by Maggie Stiefvater.” can be a sentence though if one somehow had to give really bizarre directions.
Please stop setting tv shows in Los Angeles! 3 seasons of mindfuckery on Westworld and nothing is as frustrating as Dolores getting into a car in MacArthur Park and driving onto a street in Arts District. Did she teleport???
@cottoncandaddy One time a 33 year old dude I’d been seeing set off every fire alarm cooking chicken in a pan without any oil. When I told him his mistake he defiantly told me it was a non-stick pan and therefore not the problem.
Wedding invitions are hard. Who do you invite? Who do you not invite? How do you make “I got a shiny rock harvested by a child at gun point probably so pls come watch us spend ~$30k to say some words & sign a government contract we can can get out of at anytime” sound inviting?