BREAKING: Donald Trump's secret meltdown over his failed birthday parade is revealed and he's "reaming out" Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and blaming the soldiers themselves.
And it gets so much more pathetic...
"He’s pissed off at the soldiers," Trump biographer Michael Wolff told The Daily Beast Podcast. "He’s accusing them of hamming it up, and by that, he seems to mean that they were having a good time, that they were waving, that they were enjoying themselves and showing a convivial face rather than a military face."
Apparently, the so-called president was hoping for a "menacing" display but instead got a "festive" parade for the Army's 250th anniversary and his 79th birthday. Meanwhile, the "No Kings" protests swept the country as millions took to the streets to protest his brutal ICE crackdowns and authoritarian policies.
The military parade was deeply underwhelming and the consensus outside of the Fox News bubble was that the soldiers were marching out of step, the audience turnout was low, and the entire affair had a depressing air about it.
Rolling Stone ran an article entitled "Trump’s Military Birthday Parade Was a Gross Failure."
"He kind of reamed out Hegseth for this," said Wolff. "Apparently, there was a phone call, and he said to Hegseth, the tone was all wrong. Why was the tone wrong? Who staged this? There was the tone problem. Trump, he keeps repeating himself."
"It didn’t send the message that he apparently wanted, which is that he was the commander in chief of this menacing enterprise," Wolff explained.
The administration reacted as they always do whenever Wolff strikes a nerve, accusing him of being a "lying sack of sh*t" with a "sick and warped imagination" and a "case of Trump Derangement Syndrome that has rotted his peanut-sized brain."
While we have yet to receive a final cost analysis of the incredibly wasteful parade, Army estimates in the lead-up to the North Korea-style pageant pegged the cost at $16 million. Imagine if that money had instead been spent on providing healthcare for veterans.
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On June 14, Trump’s birthday, let’s start a worldwide trend of posting pictures of President Obama to remind America what a real leader looks like.
RETWEET to spread the word!
Trump also took an oath to uphold the constitution from both foreign and domestic threats, including Putin and Kim, not rewriting it to suit his agenda!
@defense_civil25 Did the members of the Los Angeles Police Department take an oath of office to the chief or to the US Constitution and the laws of the state and the laws of the country?
So basically the thin blue line doesn’t mean jack shit to the Los Angeles Police Department.