greeeeeeeeeedyyy indeed

[Міↁмі @Midvsmi]

Pior que eles realmente pareciam ter 30 anos, os filmes não mentiram

[tk @tkisrage]

So Tobey Maguire is the only Spider-Man that organically makes webs, the others need web shooters, but that doesn’t really make sense lol, why can they not make webs?? So basically you can run on walls and have fast instincts but no webs lmaoo nigga you are cockroach man

[coco ᥫ᭡ @Cocobby02]

Apply for jobs, apply for scholarships, apply to further your studies. Go to the interviews, complete the assessments, do it for the plot. Opportunities favor those in motion.

[Arjun @Oiarjunrathore]

How Disney How Sony
Treated Hulk Treated Hulk

[n @noorrbit]

BRO LOOOLLLLLLLLLLL

[Bammy @ayobamiamisu]

COVID really had me saying “ohh shit my mask” in 2020 like i’m Batman or something

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

everybody… give yourselves grace. we’re living in such bad, EVIL times.

[mika @mikasagrada]

“Você precisa concluir o treinamento obrigatório de segurança do RH”

eu:

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

Y’all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me king slime

[notJates @JustNotATES]

Grown ass man Tweeting like he on Victorious and this https://t.co/waYl3TbUe8

[Georgina-Libbie @georginalibbie]

A woman was rude to me on the train today, so I googled the book she was reading and told her who the murderer is.

[vesper ❤︎’s jing yuan @fadingvows]

called my manager to tell her im not attending tmr bc im sick and she asked for proof so i coughed in the mic and she went ew????

[Prussien @Prassien_]

he fucking wiped out 11% of the population

[jane🌾 @unllikelyjane]

drunk me thought this was aesthetic and drunk me was right highkey

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

Sherlock Holmes been real quiet since this dropped 😭🙏

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando eu planejei usar uma roupa e encontro ela no cesto de roupa suja:

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"i will help poor people when i grow up"

Me after growing up;

[autist @litteralyme0]

me waking up for work at 6am after going to bed at 5am

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭😭

[𝐓𝐨𝐣𝐢. @FireGoku_]

😭😭😭