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Facilis descensus averni est

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Corn starch and sun flower oil in $10 tomato sauce. 🚮

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$866M for a bridge. $42M for a trail

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Miami headlines

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When people complain about crime in Europe I just have to check the local news

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South Florida headlines

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More valuable than ac

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This is where we are.

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@WPLGLocal10 Sad

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Lmao

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Laundry detergent same price. That’s nice. Oh what’s this? Total ounces dropped by 6oz. Every week finding some new way getting screwed over

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People buy caymus

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For a continent that’s supposed to be over taxed and full of poor, quite a lot of euros in the US paying I assume thousands for World Cup tickets, which I, a low tax local, won’t.

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@CdnMnrchyRspctr Don’t make me follow and respect Taylor now 😭

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I know it sounds old man to complain and be bewildered by the youth, but I just don’t understand how they walk around outside in a hoodie and jeans in 90 degree Miami weather.

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@TotalTrafficMIA Quick prayer every time I have to drive under that monstrosity

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Boomers out for their last ride

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Lmao

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$3 a mango. $4 a lb for Apple. Fruit is gold

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@martyguthrie Exactly. The secret butcher meat was $15/lb.

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$22/lb for hangar steak. Incredible