sweetest girl

me and the aioli

[sweetest girl @tandisque]

I currently hear Backstreet Boys in the streets. The people are healing.

[sweetest girl @tandisque]

why does every promoter spell yacht as ‘yatch’

[sweetest girl @tandisque]

had to leave petsmart without the little doe-eyed angelic conure I was bonding with thru the glass and now my whole year is ruined

[sweetest girl @tandisque]

Just had a thought - I think bad vision is just a mindset

[sweetest girl @tandisque]

I love being around people with accents bc then I can say words wrong and they won’t even know

[sweetest girl @tandisque]

What kind of toilet plungers are the LA cool girls buying??

[sweetest girl @tandisque]

@IDF Now do a map of nuclear weapons

[sweetest girl @tandisque]

work from home days are just scheduled days for body dysmorphia

[sweetest girl @tandisque]

The crystal bitches gotta think harder about their countertops. Whatever granite they have definitely outweighs their crystal collection and everyone knows granite has the most evil energy of all stones.

[sweetest girl @tandisque]

It’s official. All the good Instagram captions have run out

[sweetest girl @tandisque]

Drake cosplaying as Spanish was his best era

[sweetest girl @tandisque]

me with fun weekend plans be like “ok so I need a nose job by Friday”

[sweetest girl @tandisque]

working from home is well and good until you go on lunch and forget it’s a work day

[sweetest girl @tandisque]

I miss acrostic poems. Haven’t seen one of dem inawhile

[sweetest girl @tandisque]

i know there’s a climate crisis but can scientists figure out a way for me to have a second skin to put on when I want tattoos

[sweetest girl @tandisque]

The moon landing was so dumb because they could have just filmed some lo res movies, killed 10 people who knew too much, collected rock from lunar meteorites on earth and saved 20 billion dollars to the same effect? Like work smarter not harder??

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Weird flex

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if you don’t respond to my text within 2 minutes I’m unsending

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@POTUS at this point just shut up