mr vp🦘

…say it’s unforgivable @FATALlSM (unequivocally)

[mr vp🦘 @tandytyronee]

#TANDYBOWEN: an avenging angel of light

[mr vp🦘 @tandytyronee]

@Zaynfandomaniac @abbycartridges_ fuck you

[. @playboicurrryy]

what does this even mean

[Wild Bird Fund @wildbirdfund]

Well, it wasn’t Vlad’s Best Day Ever.

Leaving the nest can be dangerous, especially in the middle of a big city where cars, people, bikes all make life more complicated for a fledgling American kestrel who can’t yet fly well. Vlad was scooped up and brought to the clinic.

The bad news: he won’t get to be taught by his own parents.
The good: he’s receiving expert care and will get a second chance in the wild. 

Best Day Ever rescheduled!

📷: @michelletalich

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[mr vp🦘 @tandytyronee]

@thisiskick oh bye i never got around to season 2

[he/they mccarrol @wikipetanfan]

i like to play a game i call "suicidal chicken" where i sit on a bridge fake-crying and see if anyone calls a wellness check. i usually go on for 15ish minutes like this and nobodys called one yet lol

[tayla ꩜ @chaoticweevil]

the license plates are speaking to me

[mr vp🦘 @tandytyronee]

society is crumbling

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Callum Turner and Margaret Qualley will star in director Parker Finn’s (Smile 1 & 2) ‘POSSESSION’ remake.

(https://t.co/enYnF4k0ZE)

[miia @miiagarro]

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

[Mr. Mallard @distraughtduck]

they should invent a me that gets over things

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

how many days just in general like how many left

[mr vp🦘 @tandytyronee]

in a way

[jayjay ☆ 𖦹₊⊹ @LIMBOLIBRARY]

idk abt y’all but i prefer my cape physics as a bunch of genuine bullshit for the sake of aura

[mr vp🦘 @tandytyronee]

i have so many words to say and all of the people are asleep

[Sunshine Jarboly @SunshineJarboly]

for reasons that only 3 people on the earth know about, my dad isn’t allowed to be within 500 feet of mount everest.

[krook @KrookTM]

i think instead of brain fog we should create brain dog where instead of brain there is a small dog inside ur head

[mr vp🦘 @tandytyronee]

@Zaynfandomaniac you’re literally sick in the head…

[zayn 🍉 MISI DAY 🎈 @Zaynfandomaniac]

what do you people know about waffles....

[Vivian @suchnerve]

American urge to stay in your car after arriving instead of just going in immediately

[mr vp🦘 @tandytyronee]

@astrolst even better, they are not the mascot it’s the schools symbol to pay respect