Tish

Smart-ass writer with a smart-ass mouth. NOT a former crack addict. Inquire within.

[Tish @taneishaj]

Which is worse? One was a bullet to the head and this is torture #TheBachelor

[Tish @taneishaj]

We had the 88% of the same energy for Katie and then she proved afterwards that she was always an a$$ #TheBachelorette

[Tish @taneishaj]

Can we please be clear? No one *hates* Clayton - he literally had no story this season and got caught up as the producers made their usual racist decision to make him the lead #TheBachelorette

[Tish @taneishaj]

NOT THE RODNEY TWEETTTTTT 😂🤣😭😭 #TheBachelorette

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Y’all. I know this man is boring but why are you making him read this? What a mess. #TheBachelorette

[Tish @taneishaj]

Not Kaitlyn shading the new Bachelor. The producers ran outta all the f*cks this episode #TheBachelorette

[Tish @taneishaj]

Y’all can’t tell me they don’t love Nayte and Michelle together - they let Katie rail about gaslighting and give Nayte and Michelle a $200k check #TheBachelorette

[Tish @taneishaj]

A whole down payment?! EVEN THE CREW IS INVESTED IN THEIR LOVE #TheBachelorette

[Tish @taneishaj]

Michelle and Nayte’s moms?! Sweetnums could NEVAH #TheBachelorette

[Tish @taneishaj]

Considering the last ATFRs we’ve seen were Katie and the gaslighting, Matt James and the racist, Clare and her baaaaabieeees, and Peter and Hannah Ann, Madi, Kelley, & sleeping with Hannah G weeks before….

Michelle’s feels like it’ll actually last. #TheBachelorette

[Tish @taneishaj]

Nayte is matching too sooooooo it’s just a theme #TheBachelorette

[Tish @taneishaj]

@SamanthaP_Jones Don’t end up apologize for this tweet on air tomorrow night

[Tish @taneishaj]

Not Brandon with the f-bomb! For her parentssssssss #TheBachelorette

[Tish @taneishaj]

Y’all acting like Michelle and Brandon planned their outfits to match like Cary hasn’t been getting clowned for over a year #TheBachelorette

[Tish @taneishaj]

This jacket and unbuttoned shirt ain’t working for me, Brandon #TheBachelorette

[Tish @taneishaj]

Yo. Why couldn’t Maurissa and Riley be there? #TheBachelorette

[Tish @taneishaj]

Also, this was the same Twitter reaction for Rachel. Imma trust Michelle #TheBachelorette

[Tish @taneishaj]

Brandon’s making a lot of grimace faces but no tears. He’s pretty sweaty tho #TheBachelorette

[Tish @taneishaj]

WHAT 🌊🌊🌊🌊… love🌊🌊🌊 something something 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊😭😭😭#TheBachelorette

[Tish @taneishaj]

This is the ONLY time I appreciated Katie’s approach. Let that man go before this speech. #TheBachelorette

[Tish @taneishaj]

Hi Brandon. #TheBachelorette