george costanza

sewer rat that loves validation and a cigarette

[george costanza @tangerinetreeez]

you ever wake up and realize your entire life is the "cool girl" monologue from gone girl

[george costanza @tangerinetreeez]

pop culture jeopardy is wild because what do u mean the answer was "What is big booty?"

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co star been fuckin roastin my ass this week

[george costanza @tangerinetreeez]

i was looking at a watch band i loved and i showed it to my coworker like "look how cute!" and she was like "that's ugly." which caught me off guard but s/o for the brutal honesty? still gonna order it though

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@AllegraEHobbs Nah i'm sorry the shit she pulled in the 2nd movie was even more diabolical

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wow i just finished satc for the first time and i am CRYING SO HARD

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i just burst out into tears and this immediately happened. i quite literally love nothing even a fraction as much as my cats

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@Be_Humble2001 @Priye644455 That's not monitoring his life. That's someone in his life respecting HER enough to let her know what's going on. I promise u they weren't wrong 🤣

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OH GOD WEST AND CIARA KISSING IS SO BAD OH NO

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I haven't felt all that bad for kyle but watching his confessional in the finale? crying my eyes out

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i really believe lea michelle could have made it so big if she could read and didn't make that face when she sings

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we're really getting there

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the dude i'm basically infatuated with atm is the KING of mixed signals and as if that wasn't bad enough we fucking work together 🙃🙃🙃

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as an update he apparently is seeing someone else now but i'm not losing hope (delusional)

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every time i'm out having a nice time my litter robot lets me know my cats went to the bathroom to make me feel GUILTY

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i have never been turned off as fast as i just was at a man i'm seeing not even try to watch the movie i put on

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twitter out here to ruin my night

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20 years ago today, Marissa Cooper died in ‘The O.C.’

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I love drunk people bc they paid and tipped me over 50% and as they were leaving they were like "did we tip you?" and i obvi was like "yall tipped great we're good!" and she told me she didn't believe me and handed me another $20 and would not take no for an answer