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@JesseKellyDC Keep pissing your pants fuckboy

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@litcapital Funny your profile says NY And Miami which means who the fuck cares what you think you fucking potato

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@DanteTheDon @rose_rsj @undres former CIA officer here as well. I got your nose! I know it’s hard to believe since it’s so big! But better go check the mirror cause I definitely have it!

Dumb fuck

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@DanteTheDon @undres Yes! You are fucking stupid! That’s the problem!

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@stoolsalesguy @DanteTheDon Wow you can type and suck dick at the same time that’s pretty cool. That a requirement to work at barstool?

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@DanteTheDon You’d think a little more oxygen would get up to your brain with that big ass schnoz of yours

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@kristencianci @grahamformaine Mooooooo

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@swd2 Russia

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@bumbadum14 And yet he was such an insufferable piece of shit nothing else mattered

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@AIPAC AIPAC can suck my dick

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@stickyPr0cess @Cam_Oflage Thanks for stopping by to be way less funny than the post

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@Strokeology1 @Cam_Oflage Yes that’s the joke. What would we do without twitter replies with a second less funny punchline

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@nds195 @Cam_Oflage Congrats on the 0.0 success rate second punchline. Never works!

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@kblekick @Cam_Oflage Yes man great job. Every joke needs a punchline and a second shittier punchline

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@jltho @CaudilloXIV Why don’t you worry about your own backwater state

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@jltho @MeghanMcCain That’s how voting works fuckface

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@MeghanMcCain Can anyone explain why this fucking whale from Arizona gives a fuck about LA and not her own god damn desert

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@bethanyshondark Your kids are better off honestly

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@bethanyshondark And that’s saying something!

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@bethanyshondark Lmao this is what they said about Charlie Kirk and guess what!! All that came out of it was a fucking druski meme!! Lmaoooooo