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tachycardic bimbo

[🥷🏼 @taniagdz]

más vale migaja conocida que pan por conocer🚬

[El Karma Es Un Gato❤️‍🔥 @KarmaIsACat_5]

Mentira no es

[lottie @nowhernobdy]

the joy this song brings me is unexplainable

[jess 🥖 @sucarholic]

started spiralling about my romantic situation then remembered the only thing that truly matters in this world is being skinny and getting money

[april 💛 @greenbaybby]

the hottest thing a guy can do is be his league’s fantasy football commissioner

[órla 🇮🇪 @mercutihoe]

being the only one with cigarettes at the function:

[ashley aireonna @ashaireonna]

all the “marketing toward women” the NFL has done this offseason has been beyond misogynistic. such a bad look. ban domestic and sexual abusers, put more educated woman talking about the sport in front of cameras, do more dad- daughter events etc. that’s how to ACTUALLY make women invested/ welcomed in the sport.

[ada @wintrgreenkiss]

“you’re so funny” thanks! i’m splendidly selfish, charmingly helpless, excellent fun till you get to know her

[lari @violetraume]

i hate seeing skinny guys. there is no way i'm letting a MAN be skinnier than me

[mia @httpsosweet]

It's the first day of September and I love you so much

[Ayatollah Kimani @Steebie_K]

they will pry this app from my cold dead hands

[The Daring Prince @D4R1NGDR34M3R]

Psychosis still active

[“eduardo!” @lalotridi]

es que imagínense lanzar estas canciones en un mismo álbum y que la respuesta de tus fans sea pedirte que dejes de trabajar con jack antonoff jajsjsks yo también habría escrito the life of a showgirl si tanto les molesta tener que analizar metáforas

[໊ @buffys]

rest in peace tim curry 💔

[#MOST @jeandeauxmusic]

Dolly died without the world ever seeing her man. My president til the very end. Thank you for your service queen.

[lesbian satan @harleydarlings]

STEVIE NICKS DON’T MAKE UNNECESSARY JOURNEYS DON’T TAKE RISKS ON TREACHEROUS ROADS AND DON’T SWIM IN THE SEA

[ellis 🖖🏻 @hellisrebuke]

oh yeah you like sports? name five times your team has made you want to kill yourself.

[Brock Majors @steakmaccheese]

Average Sunday.

[cat ❤️‍🔥 @calemakarma]

i’m back and ready to be annoying about football