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We are a podcast. We make our dumb ideas real(ish)!

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@commentiquette Toots from the ass.

[PETR @FightForRobots]

All we want is for the poor robots to go back to their natural habitat, a field in Kansas. Free to romp and update variables when they want.

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@GOPChairwoman You are just bitching cause you lost.

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@MaggieMaeFish It already is. I rate women 10 out of 10.

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@Jake_Hanrahan Nah you just dumb.

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@Jim_Jordan Are you mentally disabled? Because if you are I'm sorry. Otherwise what the fuck is wrong with you? Do you have any idea how much work elections are? Things take time. That's why inauguration isn't till next year.

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@elonmusk I heard you and Jeffrey Epstein used to drink each other's pee, and then rape teenagers. Is that true? #ElonIsAPedo

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@elonmusk @valueandtime I'm only tweeting til the pedo guy who bought this place bans me. #UnionizeTesla

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@Jim_Jordan I'm doing great. Thanks for asking. How are you?

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@TimRunsHisMouth @elonmusk is a coward and a pedo. #UnionizeTesla

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@dougboneparth Sir, this is Twitter. You have to say if this is satire.

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@elonmusk Am I allowed to tell you to suck my fuck. #elon=pedo

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@elonmusk Pedo.

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@elonmusk Idiot

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@elonmusk Wimp. #UnionizeTwitter

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@elonmusk Obvious lies are obvious. #UnionizeTwitter

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@elonmusk Fire them all. Instantly profitable! #UnionizeTwitter

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@elonmusk Are you buying a nuclear power plant? I hear there is a nice one in Chernobyl. #UnionizeTwitter

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@elonmusk As I look up at the bluesky above, I wonder why. #UnionizeTwitter #unionizetesla

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@HanaMichels OMG you invented helicopters? I take back all the mean things I said about you.