Tank Ballstein

Beermosa advocate | Sneaky Athlete | 13 tucks, on pace for a lot | pouch a day keeps the doctor away

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Using the school printers for the first time this semester to print off my march madness bracket. The best use of my printing dollars #ThisisMarch

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@glizzy__goblin_ @capMMdickinson And every time I stick my humongous dick in this piece of plastic. I remember my dad

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@capMMdickinson And chicks don’t give af about legs so I don’t hit legs

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@heatdaddy69420 Gucc. It will be the best time of your life. I’ve been trying to get @goodlifetips007 here for years (1 year)

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7 am and some 30 year old is firing messages on hinge. That’s love for the game

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I cant believe every uber driver is always on a call. Like they can’t have baby mommas they’re constantly calling

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@capMMdickinson Give it a run. You’ll never catch me

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@capMMdickinson Get into the hard stuff first then close it with the barley soup

[Wrench @goodlifetips007]

Miss u @JustinTrudeau

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This Golden Knights intro is the best thing I’ve ever watched.

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This app is the best

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Whats the best credit card to get so I can spend way above my means. Lmk

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@capMMdickinson Daytrading = Finance 🤔

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Really want to booze and extend my bender. It may come to an end at 21 days. Thanks for all the love and support

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The best and only place to have a beer at 8:44 am sharp. The airport

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@capMMdickinson Short cattle futures. Make a play

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Let’s ride

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@capMMdickinson Cap, incoming freshman or past years class? Either is respectable.

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@goodlifetips007 I’d love to dust with my dog if he could. Couldnt imagine that guy with more energy

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@JoeyLeo1808 Don’t think I will. 8-12 pints in the forecast tonight.

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I legit can’t stop boozing