Jake H.

His Royal Nerdiness... Take my memes b****.

[Jake H. @tanktheassassin]

I am convinced CHICKENS hold the cure for all illnesses. Cuz how does something when cooked to perfection taste soooooooo delicious!!!!🤤

[Jake H. @tanktheassassin]

@TheHiddenOneAC Kook kool😎

[The Hidden One @TheHiddenOneAC]

Ah fuck it, let's do a giveaway for 2 copies of Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced for no reason at all.

All you gotta do:
1. Follow @TheHiddenOneAC
2. Like and retweet

I'll randomly pick 3 winners on July 1st, 2026. Same giveaway tool I always use, and I'll record proof. 🎉

[Jake H. @tanktheassassin]

I have a quick question…

Why?

[Jake H. @tanktheassassin]

This is your annual reminder to consume chicken wings.

[Jake H. @tanktheassassin]

@FanElonMuskrut Absolutely and immediately!

[Jake H. @tanktheassassin]

Just a reminder that the best invention is buffalo chicken wings 🤤

[Jake H. @tanktheassassin]

Merry Christmas Everyone!!! Be better than me and stay out of trouble next year! 😈🎄

[Jake H. @tanktheassassin]

People who don’t dream are lucky. How am I the flash one minute, then I’m suffocating in space the next.🤣

[Jake H. @tanktheassassin]

Buffalo chicken wings ARE the greatest invention of all time. Bite me.

[Jake H. @tanktheassassin]

I hope either aliens find us or we find them before I’m 28… this life is dull.

[Jake H. @tanktheassassin]

Pokémon Legends Z-A…
https://t.co/NX0mtuhcl0

[Jake H. @tanktheassassin]

Assassin’s Creed Odyssey:
https://t.co/Wa1FukhgLr

[Jake H. @tanktheassassin]

I was bitten by a sea monkey with glasses when I was born…

[Jake H. @tanktheassassin]

Do you belieeeeve in love?! I do but I don’t😈

[Jake H. @tanktheassassin]

IM TIRED OF THIS GRANDPA!

[Jake H. @tanktheassassin]

Chicken is the most delicious thing on the planet! Yes yo mama is a chicken…

[Jake H. @tanktheassassin]

Earth is a stupid name… #earth #Uranus
https://t.co/ggqFx21ub8

[Jake H. @tanktheassassin]

Your dad loves my Pokédex entry❤️

[Jake H. @tanktheassassin]

Your mom loves me.