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[Tan @tankwondo]

@jason_carl_fox I like it

[Tan @tankwondo]

@brewdoggy These guys are so dumb

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"Homeless people? You sent him speak to f***ing homeless people? Tell me there weren't cameras..."

[The Rogue Princess. @ShenaeCurry]

my 735th attempt at quoting a tweet that opened as a reply instead

[* @baggyreds]

@mlodyg1 @TheArtOfWar6

[Starworktweets @Starworktweets]

@tankwondo Grab Shysties Massive NEW single #LETMEGO on Itunes here >> http://t.co/UrXaa3lA5q

[Tan @tankwondo]

@_youhadonejob1

[tedfrank @tedfrank]

Best mnemonic ever.

[Tan @tankwondo]

@ScottAukerman what have you done????

[Sunday League Footy @SundayChants]

When your gaffer thinks he's the new Pep Guardiola...

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

Let him go Becks, let him go! 💪🏻

[Max Keiser @themaxkeiserr]

My sons ultrasound showed two hands & two feet. Already off to a better start then his daddy.

[Tony Bellew @TonyBellew]

It’s ON! Keep doubting me is all I have to say!!

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

The only person that has blocked me that I ever give any thought to is the fantasy novelist with whom I’d had zero interactions with on twitter but did meet in person & spoke with for approximately 20 seconds, so I must have really made an impression.

[UFC @ufc]

“I was 10-0 when I fought for my first world title. I wouldn’t be here without that loss.”

“We all have to lose at some point, don’t we?”

@TWooodley & @DarrenTill2 show massive #respect to each other backstage. #UFC228

[Sonny Bill Williams @SonnyBWilliams]

Fajr what a time of day, if my mashallah children don’t wake me I know the birds singing will ❤️
Alhumdulliah allah guides me
Blessings family x

[TIME @TIME]

"Every job is worthwhile." Former 'Cosby Show' actor Geoffrey Owens speaks out over job-shaming incident https://t.co/zTTzwXwEzQ

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Romelu Lukaku’s first touch.

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

The downside of working out with Glutenus Maximus @TheRock is that he has all the machines set on beast mode. A lot of this was going on.

[Ze M💀st Hall🎃ween👻f Clan Rats K👺lya @ImperatorOfPuns]

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