Tanna Key

writer, poet, coach, don’t know what the mission is but I’m here for it

[Tanna Key @tannakey]

Coming here to figure out what the fuck is going on with Twitter and also to write small snippets somewhere I know NO ONE who know me will look 😏

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I think for the rest of my life I get to be joyous. And it will be my own tiny rebellion.

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We’re going to have to be showing up with a not-fucking-today-satan attitude each and every day until the work is done. Again. Get ready for the long haul. Rest, but rebound. Every day.

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Today I didn’t get as much done as I’d like to. Naturally, I’m taking tomorrow off. #restisthenewhustle

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@British_Airways if you’re going to replace every single branch of your business with bots, at least make sure the bots can actually support humans. Hint hint. They can’t.

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@British_Airways cherry on top is that I have tried to upgrade my seat on the 2nd leg and have been given conflicting information at every turn in the London airport. I’m usually quite an easy traveler, but this has been the worst customer service experience ever.

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@British_Airways BA has said I’m not due credit despite paying them $1,700 twice for the same exact flights (except the one I had booked wrongly).

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@British_Airways Amex Platinum suggested I message a time-stamped messaged to the airline and dispute it so I could book the correct flight because there was literally no other way. I have been in this dispute since Jan.

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@British_Airways I booked a 4-leg flight and messed up one of the legs. Tried to cancel within the 24 hour grace period but no one would pick up their customer service phone. Called repeatedly for 24 hours.

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@British_Airways I literally just told a gate agent about how BA has double charged me for a $1700 flight and was told no one at the airport could help me so I should try TWITTER… I resisted the urge to succumb to bots have taken over actual customer service, but here it goes.

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Pulled my neck muscle to bed ridden status, got COVID for the first time, and just procured a pain-radiating, not-walkable ankle sprain from stepping in a hidden hole on the beach. All in a week’s time. If anyone needs bodily bad juju for their enemies plz come take it from me.

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God bless the rich LA wife who came to check on me and my table of 1 with a “Happy Birthday” plate, it’s just early celebration sparkly lady 🌟

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PSA for anyone who doesn't know: Moana is on Netflix

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heard today: "if doors keep opening for you, keep walking through them" morning meditations on the power of intuition

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why does it feel like everyone i know is in france? malibu is the dreams, but man, FRANCE FOMO #francophile #summer #fomo

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After consideration, I have decided to return to Twitter because my old tweets are too good and I wanna be able to go read old tweets again.

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Wisdoms 💥 @ London, UK https://t.co/Kwg3cPxprG

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Happy graduation to us ❤️🎉🎓 @ Disneyland https://t.co/B91aaWsBK5

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I don't know why you're so far away, but I know that this much is true. We'll make it through and I… https://t.co/0MInYsZfpV

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No Spotify at 10,000 feet. Stuck on Southwest with Boyfriend. #myfirstthreesome #gettinlucky… https://t.co/gyUSyxDU2p