Tanner

Don't expect anything, but be prepared for everything

[Tanner @tanner41489]

Your life is determined by how bad you want it.

[Tanner @tanner41489]

Yeah the eclipse was annoying. But it was cool going on Facebook today and not reading 100 posts on how fucked up our country is

[Tanner @tanner41489]

@joestiff11 I showered first you ratchet ass

[Tanner @tanner41489]

Nothing pisses me off more than a handicapped person who's not handicapped who has a handicapped sticker and parks in the handicapped spot

[Joe Mayer @joestiff11]

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys

[Tanner @tanner41489]

@anasprecher @joestiff11 Easy big boy. I have an awfully busy schedule to be making time to attend your funeral. But if I have to take a day off work I will!

[Tanner @tanner41489]

@Megdoug223 moms make coffee/food with love. Maybe that's what you're forgetting 😬

[Tanner @tanner41489]

@JadeClement3 @joestiff11 my mom would be proud I'm young and reckless 😈💁🏼🤷🏼‍♀️ jk... she'd say "Tanner Thompson!"

[Tanner @tanner41489]

@joestiff11 makes a guys mouth 🤤

[Tanner @tanner41489]

She knows she won't be getting the real deal anytime soon, and take what she can get

[Tanner @tanner41489]

He knows the way to my heart ❤️ @maxsprecher14 @anasprecher

[Tanner @tanner41489]

Roll down your windows, and turn the Keith Urban up. 🌞

[Tanner @tanner41489]

Really could use some tan legs and tailgates 🌞

[Tanner @tanner41489]

@anasprecher @joestiff11 @jessrockweiler sorry, "1 toe ring in hot"

[Tanner @tanner41489]

Toe rings are fucking hot.

[Tanner @tanner41489]

Little flakes big snow. Big flakes little snow.

[Tanner @tanner41489]

@ZeldaZellmer @HaleyRockweiler point proven

[Tanner @tanner41489]

Smaller the boobs, better the girl

[Tanner @tanner41489]

#2 i get dressed in a little more "preppy" clothes and my sisters says "you look like max haha". Low blow bitch, low blow

[Tanner @tanner41489]

Family insults of the week, #1 while changing my shirt my mom grabs my love handles and yells at me for drinking to much.