Tanner Anderson

Give the people what they want

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Hellen Keller would have loved Runaway by Kanye West. I don’t think she would like the song that much but I bet she would be excited to hear something

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The bluey discourse is going crazy on baby twitter rn

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@PobelterUpdates Finally a banger

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@PobelterUpdates Eugene this is not unhinged enough i need more banger tweets please

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People in the 80s be like:
We cant start a band we don't even have a keyboardist

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You’re gonna cross that bridge when you come to it? No duh

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If you ever say the words ‘one piece’ in any context be warned my brain will be somewhere else for the next 4-5 seconds

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@iJackAnderson1 Dont disrespect my dad

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How long until deer evolve to not get hit by cars because I’m tired of this bro MOVE

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Movies should have a chorus, a really great scene that they do 2-3 times for fun

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I really don’t think that a werewolf would be that good at basketball

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Just finished my fifth zombie apocalypse show. Guys, I’m starting to think that people are the real monsters

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Rents due on April 1st? Yeah right, like I’m falling for that

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@fuckyouiquit @stolionrocks Fascinating stuff, can I see your PHD in economics?

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Utilitarians be like: I’m cheering for whatever team has the most fans

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Test

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@ryancrothers7 He won the super bowl

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Never play chess and drive I’ve lost so much elo

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I wish people would shoot me a little text when the moon looks beautiful so I could gaze upon it

[Tanner Anderson @tanner_anders0n]

I don’t play chess for silly little Elo points I play so that someday someone will offer a friendly chess match between beginners and I can claim their soul

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I will pass my Letterboxd histogram down through my lineage