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Meat-Eater 🐮🔪 Born and Raised in D-Town 🙏🏻 Save the Trees 😤

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I just had a sleep paralysis thingy and got freaked out because I thought I saw Danny Devito running around my room.

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@irresistibilly my dad.

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Perfect album. Only problem is that it's not long enough.

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I'm fuckin fallin apart.

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S/O to @Spotify for lookin out for me.

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@sopkooo @irresistibilly @MamaBearLebron @AlexNicoleHawks @_rontanamobay I'm just happy to be here

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Joey: Hey Louis can you have dick during lint?
Lou: No meat on Fridays.

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@TyTyMurMur HELL YEAH! UP TOP ✋🏻

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sooooo there’s apparently a vaping problem in DMS...

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hey, Felicias great and everyone knows that right? Go tell her how awesome she is. https://t.co/WkHeweGNaW

[Felicia Nicole @felicianicole]

no makeup and chubby hands 😁😁

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@Lord_JoBo haha very funny Joey. you got me real good haha.

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so quick question here. I’m wanting to learn the piano. Whats the best way?

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why does every issue these days have to come down to ___ v.s. ____? where has compromise gone?

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wow 5 years of shitty tweets and self deprecating humor. heres to 5 more! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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i didn’t know i needed this until now. https://t.co/AOny6hufiZ

[Robert Downey Jr @RobertDowneyJr]

I am most pleased to announce the stellar voice cast joining me on #TheVoyageofDoctorDolittle. #EmmaThompson @ItsRamiMalek @octaviaspencer #RalphFiennes @kumailn @selenagomez @MrCraigRobinson @carmenejogo @TomHolland1996 #MarionCotillard @RealFDLT @JohnCena

[Mag-Optical Trapper @Lucky__Lefty_]

To a toddler: Aye what you got in your hand?

Toddler:

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@irresistibilly @MamaBearLebron evil

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yo. lambs are cute and all but they taste hella good.